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@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2024-03-05 16:43:13

I will again remind you this is how I answer phone calls:
Hello this is Pete, how can I assist you today?
(wait 2 seconds)
Please state the nature of your call.
(wait 2 seconds)
This call is being monitored.
* At this point 90% of the callers hang up. If they do not, I keep going.
We require all participants of the call to speak...
(wait 2 seconds)
If you do not speak now, the call will terminate.
* I then hang up.
* I almost …

@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2024-05-04 12:22:36

A weekend off! Work laptop is off! Hopefully no one calls the cell phone as I will ignore everyone except two and only two people. They will only call if there is an emergency. Received a call on my personal phone yesterday from a person asking questions on why a FTP failed. First mistake was answering the call. I was rather blunt telling them at that time I was NOT AVAILABLE. I am on call 1 week out of 3 and this week I AM NOT ON CALL.

Japan’s answer to seasonal allergies: A subsidized tropical escape
Spring is a miserable time for millions of Japanese.
One of them is Naoki Shigihara, whose hay fever symptoms make it difficult to focus at work.
Luckily for him, his employer, an IT company called Aisaac, offers a “tropical escape” program, allowing employees to work remotely from other parts of the country with low pollen counts.
It even offers to subsidize the temporary relocation to the tune of…

@nemobis@mamot.fr
2024-04-05 10:13:10

I've revised my requirements for a successful #Helsinki spring MVP. There's only one left: no snow or ice on Kaivopuisto on vappu (May 1st). Acceptance testing is going to be easy but I have no clue about the team's velocity. Nature's PO won't answer my calls, email is set to autoreply: "#ClimateChange

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2024-05-04 16:43:34

@… How do we achieve that? People much smarter than me have failed to answer that question.
But at the root of the matter, I think democracy is part of the answer. As messy and inefficient as it is compared to central planning, we have to make sure the whole populace has a say, an equal say.
In that sense, I think democracy and communism are cl…

@soc_i_ety@mstdn.ca
2024-03-05 13:57:36

Libs don't answer pollsters when they call.
:mastodon:

@arXiv_csCL_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-05-03 07:16:40

UQA: Corpus for Urdu Question Answering
Samee Arif, Sualeha Farid, Awais Athar, Agha Ali Raza
arxiv.org/abs/2405.01458

How significant is Russia’s apparent interception of military talks on Ukraine?
The main benefit to Moscow is to try to publicly exploit the leaks against the German chancellor, who will nevertheless continue to come under western and Ukrainian pressure to donate the Taurus missiles, not least because in the leaked call the German experts say they believe 10-20 might be able to blow up the Kerch Bridge.
“The UK was the first country to provide long-range precision strike missile…