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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-10 17:23:55

#caturday

Single panel comic. Two green space aliens in a flying saucer are beaming up a farmer and a cow. A cat is sitting on the ground licking a paw. One alien is saying to the other, “That small creature with the whiskers refuses to be picked up.”
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-12-03 07:25:52

Binance names co-founder Yi He as co-CEO alongside Richard Teng, making her one of the few women leading a crypto company; she also has children with ex-CEO CZ (Jeff John Roberts/Fortune)
fortune.com/2025/12/03/binance

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-08 19:14:47

Series D, Episode 04 - Stardrive
PLAXTON: I, I do not know these people.
ATLAN: DO not or WILL not?
[Underground hangar. Tarrant is still beaming the wall.]
[Research lab]
blake.torpidity.net/m/404/360 B7B5

Claude Sonnet 4.5 describes the image as: "This image shows a woman in profile with an elaborate 1970s-style hairstyle featuring rolled curls on top and a long ponytail at the back. She has dark reddish-brown hair and is wearing what appears to be a white and dark-colored uniform or costume with a structured collar. The styling and aesthetic suggest this is from a science fiction television production, likely from the 1970s era based on the hair and makeup choices typical of that period's futur…

Trump says the job market is booming for U.S.-born.
-- The data doesn’t show it. 

Since the summer, Trump officials have been trumpeting the idea that job creation is booming for U.S.-born workers.
Trump said so, too, during a prime-time address last month aimed at assuaging Americans’ concerns about the economy

Trump administration officials also said recently that more than 2.5 million U.S.-born workers gained jobs in 2025
as 1 million immigrants left the workfor…

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-01-04 21:15:13

Urge Milan and Paris Fashion Weeks to Ban Fur and Wildlife Skins! #AnimalRights

@scott@carfree.city
2026-02-03 23:45:39

Police, jail, and banning stuff seem to be this board's/mayor's only "solutions" to the public health crisis of addiction, and not, for example, voluntary treatment: we still lack enough treatment facilities to accommodate every San Franciscan who comes in ready and wanting help to kick their habit.
This policy is particularly dumb because of its obvious harm to nightlife. People want to be able to buy snacks when they leave the club.

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2026-01-05 20:43:32

RE: mastodon.social/@brendonbigley
I've been waiting for the M5 pro to go into the Refurb store, but it seems bananas to pay for hardware that just has never delivered on its potential. And yet, paying money for an Air …

@jake4480@c.im
2025-12-25 17:28:34
Content warning: Donkey Kong Bananza possible spoiler

Donkey Kong Bananza has some hilarious stuff in it, you can smash everything. There's a guy with a boat who's like 'fishing is my life' and my wife instantly smashed his boat. And then he's like 'well, it HAS been a long time since I've been swimming' or something. 😂 Like, GREAT attitude. Gotta roll with those punches. 😂🤣😂
#DonkeyKong

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-01-30 16:15:52

Binance says it will convert $1B in stablecoin reserves held in its SAFU into bitcoin over the next 30 days, as BTC falls to its lowest level since November (Danny Park/The Block)
theblock.co/post/387786/binanc

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-02-03 02:09:56

A century of hair samples proves leaded gas ban worked arstechnica.com/science/2026/0
Banning lead in gas worked: The proof is in our hair