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Trump claims he doesn’t know who Binance founder is - despite pardoning him days ago: ‘I’d rather not have you ask the question’ | The Independent
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-binance-pardon-60-minutes-interview-b2857141.html

I just can't wait for this to become a mini-series on HBO...
Laura Benanti - who does the Melanoma skits on the Colbert Show - could be cast in the lead.
"Melania: Devourer of Men"
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H

“Bananas now cost $10 a piece”

U.S. immigration officials do not plan to detain #Kilmar #Abrego #Garcia again -- as long as a judge’s order banning it stands, according to a Tuesday court filing.
❌Immigration and Customs Enforcement did make clear they would detai…

ICE doesn't plan to detain Abrego Garcia again as long as judge's order banning it stands
Immigration officials do not plan to detain Kilmar Abrego Garcia again as long as a judge’s order banning it stands That's according to a Tuesday court filing from the U.S. government. The Salvadoran citizen’s case has become a lightning rod for both sides of the immigration debate as he fights to remain in the U.S. after a mistaken deportation to his home country, where he was imprisoned. The government court filing comes after U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis earlier this month questioned …

Binance says it will convert $1B in stablecoin reserves held in its SAFU into bitcoin over the next 30 days, as BTC falls to its lowest level since November (Danny Park/The Block)
https://www.theblock.co/post/387786/binance-1-billion-safu-bitcoin

Apparently I have 1 skill rank in “Peeling bananas” and I also rolled a 1.

Let's make out as the alien ship is beaming us up

Puse un par de bananos en el patio y llegaron en pocos minutos:
- Pechoamarillos benteveo (Pitangus sulphuratus)
- Yigüirros (Turdus grayi) ave nacional de 🇨🇷
- Baltimore oriole (Icterus galbula)
- Una paloma de color rojizo (quizšs Patagioenas flavirostris)
- Carpintero de hoffman (Melanerpes hoffmannii)
Excelente servicio

Trump says the job market is booming for U.S.-born. The data doesn't show it. (Lauren Kaori Gurley/Washington Post)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2026/01/02/trump-americans-jobs-immigrants-labor/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260102/p73#a260102p73

Russia’s Ministry of Justice designated Human Rights Watch
an “undesirable organization”
on Nov. 28,
effectively banning the group from operating in the country.
Human Rights Watch noted that Russia had already forced the closure of its Moscow office in 2022.
“Our work hasn’t changed, but what’s changed, dramatically, is the government’s full-throttled embrace of dictatorial policies,
its staggering rise in repression,
and the scope of the war crimes…

Russia declares Human Rights Watch an 'undesirable organization'
Russia’s Ministry of Justice has designated Human Rights Watch an “undesirable organization,” effectively banning the group from operating in the country, on Nov. 28.