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@stf@chaos.social
2026-05-28 19:19:59

spouse insists that some of my brainfarts are poetry, and i should publish them. circumventing the 500 char limit with imgs/alt-text.
context: spouse has a bunch of chainsaws.
#poetry #netherlands #biking

zomg. what a horrible day to go biking. 28 degrees, pinkster (pentecost), every crazy obstacle is out on the roads, i had it all: vans blocking the road, caravans standing perpendicular to the road - on it. people carrying kayaks over the road, SUP boards, daddies fixing their daughters bike in the fucking middle of the road, and of course large gangs of seniors playing perfect gas molecules and filling out every possible space on the road. i was fantasizing of mounting some of your chainsaws …
@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-05-28 10:04:21

If you let @… set up your Unifi hardware, you might end up with something like this.
bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'

Device tags in Unifi OS. give(1) gonna(1) never(1) up(1) you(1)
@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-07-28 15:15:49

Former FCC commissioners, lawyers, and advisers issue a filing saying the FCC's ABC early license renewal proceeding is "unprecedented" and a "grave violation" (Jeremy Barr/The Guardian)
theguardian.com/us-news/2026/j

Ex-FCC officials warn agency sending ‘chilling message’ with ABC license review
Ex-officials ask FCC to reject petitions to deny renewal of broadcast licenses for eight stations owned by ABC

@bici@mastodon.social
2026-07-27 01:47:12

"Wildfires in France force 250,000 people from their homes as flames advance toward Bordeaux"
Inebriated smoke will make it's way around the world
#climate #fires

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-06-23 02:29:59

Should the caption of this photo be: "I'm a fox and I vote" or "I'm a fur and I vote?"
apnews.com/photo-gallery/andy-

Person in trashcan costume and another an a rather ugly fox fursuit holding a sign that says PROTECT BRITISH WILDLIFE flank a politician who is almost smiling in front of a projection screen

Andy Burnham's resounding win in a special election in Britain, in photos
Labour’s Andy Burnham, the popular mayor of Greater Manchester, won a special election for a seat in Parliament and signaled Friday that he will use it to challenge embattled Prime Minister Keir Starmer for leadership of the country.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-05-17 04:50:55

Filings: in Q1, Trump traded $220M-$750M in NVDA, MSFT, AMZN, META, ORCL, and others; millions of dollars of NVDA were bought shortly before major news (Kevin Breuninger/CNBC)
cnbc.com/2026/05/15/trump-stoc

Trump went big on tech stocks in first quarter of 2026, new filings show
Trump bought shares of Amazon, Meta, Oracle, Broadcom, Motorola and Dell worth millions, new ethics disclosure filings show.

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-07-21 12:12:27

Mr Falange calls for a General Election (probably to save his Clacton face) & says, "You cannot make the ‘biggest changes’ in British politics in 40 years without a mandate from the British people."
Funny, I seem to remember them voting in a majority of Westminster reps under the vacuous slogan 'Change'
Now they'll get a bit of that, but only a bit.

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-05-21 10:03:50

Irgendwann mal schreibe ich selbst AGB, welche auf private Regelwerke verweisen, die nur kostenpflichtig verfügbar sind 🤬
So was wie "Für die Gültigkeit dieses Vertrags und der daraus entstehenden Pflichten gelten, sofern nicht schriftlich anders vereinbart, ausschliesslich die Regeln des Handbuchs DMG D&D 5e 2024 in der deutschen Fassung."
#Recht

3. Vertragsbestandteile Die folgenden Dokumente sind Bestandteile des Vertrages in der folgenden Rangordnung, die bei Widersprüchen gilt: 3.1 Ein beidseitig unterzeichnetes, schriftliches Vertragsdokument. Fehlt ein solches Dokument, gilt das Angebot oder die Auftragsbestätigung der Auftragnehmerin. 3.2 Das Angebot der Auftragnehmerin, sofern nicht bereits unter Punkt 3.1 enthalten. 3.3 Genehmigte Pläne und technische Spezifikationen des Kunden oder der Bauleitung. 3.4 Die vorliegenden AGB. 3.5…
@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-07-20 10:20:31

Netflix and Goalhanger agree to a new two-year deal to broadcast The Rest Is Football podcast through the next two Premier League seasons and the Euros in 2028 (Ned Holmes/Radio Times)
radiotimes.com/tv/sport/footb…

The Rest Is Football future on Netflix confirmed following FIFA World Cup 2026 coverage
It's good news for fans of Gary Lineker, Alan Shearer, and Micah Richards...

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-05-13 17:20:45

Sources: CBS News anchor Tony Dokoupil is broadcasting from Taipei this week after failing to obtain a Chinese visa in time for the Trump-Xi summit in Beijing (Max Tani/Semafor)
semafor.com/article/05/13/2026

Exclusive: CBS’ Tony Dokoupil to broadcast from Taiwan after failing to get China visa in time
It was a stumble in the network’s efforts to play a leading role in this week’s dominant global story.