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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-01 01:32:02

8yo [popping her head over the railing from upstairs]: "Who takes THAT long to get me some WATER??"
me [filling a cup of water]: "I had to milk the hydrogen atoms by hand, okay? It's almost ready."
8yo: "WEIRDO!"

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-05-25 19:55:26

Bengals DE Myles Murphy: ‘No hard feelings’ on Cincinnati declining fifth-year option nfl.com/news/bengals-de-myles-

Bengals DE Myles Murphy: ‘No hard feelings’ on Cincinnati declining fifth-year option
Cincinnati Bengals defensive end Myles Murphy says he has "no hard feelings" on the club declining to pick up his fifth-year option. 

@cdarwin@c.im
2026-05-29 17:34:25

The FBI in recent weeks has interviewed current and former election officials about the 2020 election in Milwaukee,
ramping up wide-ranging reviews of voting in the swing states that Donald Trump lost that year.

Election officials are watching the developments in Milwaukee to see if agents try to seize ballots,
as they did in January in Fulton County, Georgia.
The confiscation of tens of thousands of absentee ballots from Wisconsin’s largest city would set off alarms…

FBI interviews election workers in a swing state amid Trump’s false 2020 claims
Agents in Wisconsin have been following up on debunked conspiracy theories as part of their queries, after pursuing 2020 ballots in other swing states.

@m0les@aus.social
2026-06-01 06:30:40

Dangit.
theguardian.com/film/2026/jun/
Marcia Lucas *made* Star Wars. Without her it'd be a pretty dull retread of American Graffiti in space.

Marcia Lucas, Star Wars’ Oscar-winning editor and unsung hero, dies at 80
‘Innovative artist’, who was married to George Lucas until 1983 and worked on several Martin Scorsese films, has died from metastatic cancer

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-05-28 18:10:42

Anthropic says it expects Mythos-class models to be available to all customers "in the coming weeks" following the development of stronger safeguards (Madison Mills/Axios)
axios.com/2026/05/28/anthropic

Anthropic releases new model, Opus 4.8
A Mythos-class model is expected in the coming weeks.

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-03-24 00:46:35

Following a comment on here about how the Japanese milk bread I made yesterday resembled Newfoundland white bread (which also contains milk), I dug up a recipe. Breakfast is looking promising yet again.
#bread #baking

Two loaves of three-humped white bread cooling on a wire rack.
@joe@toot.works
2026-04-20 18:12:29

I just used my free pass from @… for a ticket to see #Milwaukee #MilwaukeeFilm

@awinkler@openbiblio.social
2026-03-12 22:20:46

Schöne Geschichte eines wiedergefundenen Films in der Library of Congress #loc:
blogs.loc.gov/loc/2026/02/lost

Lost 19th century film by Méliès discovered at the Library | Timeless
Library conservators recently made a startling discovery in a batch of decaying film reels -- a long-lost 1897 film by early cinema icon George Méliès. The French magician-turned-filmmaker's

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-21 18:11:01

H H forgot the most important point to managing stress, "Try guillotining the Epstein class."

An email from NYC Health + Hospitals (to me), with the subject line "Feeling Stressed or Anxious? Support and Resources to Help." The body of the email shows a bullet list, titled "Here are some tips to managing stress:" * Eat healthy meals with whole grains and plenty of plant-based foods. * Stick to a regular sleep routine with at least six hours of sleep each night. * Try to exercise at least two and a half hours each week- including walking. * Reach out to support…