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Experts: Stuxnet-linked Fast16 malware, designed to subvert nuclear weapons testing simulations, was likely part of a campaign to slow Iran's nuclear ambitions (Kim Zetter/ZERO DAY)
https://www.zetter-zeroday.com/experts-con

Experts Confirm the Fast16 Malware Was Sabotaging Nuclear Weapons Tests, Likely in Iran
Fast16 didn't predate Stuxnet but was contemporaneous with it. It also wasn't aimed at altering nuclear weapons but was simply feeding false data to engineers about the nuclear detonation tests they were conducting, in order to trick them into believing the tests were failing.

40 years ago tonight, the grateful dead in providence, closing 3 nights. spring ’86, show #11.
soundboard: https://archive.org/details/gd1986-04-01.142452.sbd.miller.flac1648
front-of-board audience tape:

Claiming a former FBI head who _LET POTUS SLIDE_ hurt innocent people is ghoulish. Perhaps Mueller hurt us all by failing to jail or stop potus.
#USpol

Donald J. Trump: "Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt in...
Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Filing: Apple settled its lawsuit against former Vision Pro designer Di Liu, who agreed to return confidential documents to Apple and pay monetary damages (Chance Miller/9to5Mac)
https://9to5mac.com/2026/03/25/apple-s

Apple settles lawsuit with ex-employee who stole Vision Pro trade secrets before joining Snap - 9to5Mac
Apple has settled a lawsuit against a former engineer accused of downloading thousands of confidential documents before leaving for Snap.

Vercel says some customer accounts were compromised prior to its early-April breach, potentially through social engineering, malware, or other methods (Zack Whittaker/TechCrunch)
https://techcrunch.com/2026/04/23/vercel-says-some-…

Vercel says some of its customers' data was stolen prior to its recent hack | TechCrunch
The app and website hosting company has found evidence of a second compromise of customer accounts after expanding its initial investigation following a breach in early April.

👏 to the NYT Games team for this banger of a puzzle within a puzzle! 🧩
#NYTConnections #puzzles #wordplay #AprilFools