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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-03 16:22:23

RE: journa.host/@theintercept/1163
Oh, to be the traffic engineer who has to testify on behalf of the city that yes, a giant inflatable penis could distract drivers enough to cause a crash 🤡

In a more recent filing ostensibly meant to clarify the charges, Municipal Court Prosecutor Marcus McDowell, who is also the city attorney, wrote that “members of the public called police concerning traffic safety issues and a person dressed as a giant penis thereby created a substantial traffic and safety hazard.”