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@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2026-01-01 12:00:05

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Screenshot from twitter: Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent Just in case there are any Krakens among my followers, I'd observe that it’s very unlikely even these guys remembered to pack a severed Medusa head joepompliano Pretty much every billionaire that owns a superyacht is in St. Barth right now for New Year's Eve — Jeff Bezos, Miriam Adelson, Shahid Khan, Sergey Brin, Jerry Jones, and 100+ others image of map of St Bart's, surrounded by dots indicating presence of a yacht 9:20 PM - Dec 31, …
@newstik@social.heise.de
2026-01-01 08:56:08

Upon rewatching #LethalWeapon 3, it occurred to me that the bad guy's compound outside LA is equipped with numerous flagpoles. And each one has a large #Austrian flag flying.
Anyone know why?

@exil_inselette@norden.social
2026-01-31 14:07:35

Immer, wenn ich LinkedIn öffne, erwarte ich dass endlich jemand das Learning aus seinen Flatulenzen beschreibt. Also aus'm Pups. Alles ist gut für ein Learning, Mandarinenschalenspirale kurz vor Weltrekord abgerissen! Hund, der fast 1x1 kläffen kann! Ein Radieschen, das wie ein Radieschen aussieht – und nicht wie „die Liebenden“, ein Herz oder ein Popo. LEARNINGS! Aber Pupse? Fehlanzeige. Dabei bieten die sich doch für Learnings so sehr an … Ich bin enttäuscht von euch, LinkedInlies!

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-02 09:04:47

I'm glad I just bought a 2TB DRAM cache SSD I didn't really need for a still-normal price, because I have a sinking feeling that we don't really know yet how bad it's going to get

@schtobia@augsburg.social
2025-12-02 05:36:19

Ich hatte ja Sorge, dass die Sprachbarriere Europa und insbesondere Deutschland zurückhält. Jetzt bin ich froh darum. Wir haben selber ne Wagenladung voll Probleme, wir müssen nicht noch importieren. silvan.cloud/@gersande/1156477

Gersande La Flèche (@gersande@silvan.cloud)
Feeling this particularly hard from Montréal: "The greatest trick America’s ever pulled on the subjects of its various vassal states is making us feel like a participant in its grand experiment." and: "The rest of the world should not have to know the name Bari Weiss." https://www.gawkerarchives.com/culture/i-should-be-able-to-mute-america

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-29 14:30:49

Texans WR Tank Dell ready to return after season-long absence: 'Hardest year of my life' nfl.com/news/texans-wr-tank-de

Texans WR Tank Dell ready to return after season-long absence: 'Hardest year of my life'
Texans wide receiver Tank Dell is ready to return after missing the entire 2025 season following his 2024 knee injury. In his first public comments about the recovery, Dell said that he’s itching to return in 2026.

@ncoca@social.coop
2025-12-31 06:21:32

It seems that the #Telugu & #SouthIndian film wave hasn't reached #Indonesia?
When people refuse to accept me as an American, the Indian films/stars/songs they reference and I assume I know are a…

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-11-28 20:31:55

Partly bright and sunny, but fully cold and with generous amounts of wind. “Brisk” doesn’t even begin to do it justice. Still, I am a freak and love this weather. It felt good to be out moving. #TeamShorts of course.
Walked briefly twice to bring my HR down a bit and then stopped to mug at this beautiful Great Blue Heron looking for their lunch. 🐟

My running stats: 7.02 km in 51:41 for an average pace of 7:21/km
A Great Blue Heron standing in shallow water, surrounded by autumn foliage and rocky shoreline.
A picturesque river scene with gently flowing water reflecting sunlight. Dense trees line the riverbanks under a backdrop of clouds and a partially visible sun. The atmosphere is serene and natural, showcasing the beauty of the landscape.
A metal bridge with a wooden deck and horizontal railings, surrounded by trees and blue skies with clouds. The perspective is from the center of the bridge, looking down the pathway.
@emd@cosocial.ca
2025-12-30 20:15:08

Fuck you Israel.
#Gaza mas.to/@kims/115809877280110053

Kim Scheinberg (@kims@mas.to)
I'm sorry. There's evil, and then there's whatever the fuck this is "Israel on Tuesday said it had suspended more than two dozen humanitarian organizations, including Doctors Without Borders and CARE, from operating in the Gaza Strip for failing to comply with new registration rules." https://apnews.com/article/gaza-israel-hamas-palestinians-ceasefire-war-news-286106d7a5a911704cdcf1c93248e502?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=6953daba3265bb0001750581&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+New+Content+(Feed)…

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-30 10:19:17

Series D, Episode 02 - Power
VILA: Oh yes. I just don't know what it's for.
PELLA: And they didn't teach this in, ah, Academy? [laughs] There's a switch. When the door is closed, every forty-eight hours Dorian must say a code word to reset the timing.
blake.torpidity.net/m/402/150

Claude Haiku 4.5 describes the image as: "# Scene Description This image appears to be from a science fiction television production, showing two characters in what looks like a spaceship or futuristic facility corridor. The setting features distinctive metallic ventilation panels and neutral-toned walls typical of 1970s-80s sci-fi aesthetics. On the left stands a character wearing an elegant flowing cream-colored robe or gown with draped fabric and a decorative collar piece. The styling inclu…