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@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-28 15:00:02

A reader reports that when the patient died, the attending doctor
recorded the following on the patient's chart: "Patient failed to fulfill
his wellness potential."
Another doctor reports that in a recent issue of the *American Journal
of Family Practice* fleas were called "hematophagous arthropod vectors."
A reader reports that the Army calls them "vertically deployed anti-
personnel devices." You probably call them bombs.

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-28 12:00:02

Around the turn of this century, a composer named Camille Saint-Saens wrote
a satirical zoological-fantasy called "Le Carnaval des Animaux." Aside from
one movement of this piece, "The Swan", Saint-Saens didn't allow this work
to be published or even performed until a year had elapsed after his death.
(He died in 1921.)
Most of us know the "Swan" movement rather well, with its smooth,
flowing cello melody against a calm backgr…

@ingo@social.stuetzle.cc
2025-05-22 11:59:15

»One of Mr. Reagan's advisers, David Stockman, later wrote that the real aim of fiscal policy was to create a ›strategic deficit‹ that would slam the door and reduce the size of the federal government.« nytimes.com/2004/06/07/opinion

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-05 07:05:59

You can stay updated on Greta Thunberg and the Freedom Flotilla fleet by following their RSS feed below:
Homepage: freedomflotilla.org
RSS:

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-06-14 22:57:07

So as @… pointed out, "Sneaky way to include the Russian flag in your official messaging." 🤔
#USpol #dod

screenshot of a post by Department of Defense 🇺🇸
@DeptofDefense: 

Happy Flag Day! 🇺🇸 

Let us honor the emblem of our nation and the stars and stripes that unite us all. As we display our nations flag and reflect on the values it represents, let’s celebrate the freedom, courage and resilience that makes our country great. 

[image with the words "Flag Day" and and American flag to the right, and three yellow stars flanked on both sides by rectangles of a white, red and blue stripe of color, as…
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-06-20 19:00:17

Just sent a truly epic email to the Freedom of Information office at the BC Ministry requesting that they release a bunch of information that they refused/redacted in my 2000 page Island Railway related information disclosure.
It was 1160 words with 11 attachments. 😂
Feeling my citizen-power rn
Though i don't envy the FOI analyst opening that up just before lunch on a Friday in June. 😇
(blog post about the FOI request: (#BCPoli #BCGov #IslandRail #FOIPPA #FOI

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-14 19:05:33

I had a bad day and made a mistake, but I chose to do the right thing and move forward.
Proud bisexual, gender-fluid, autistic anarchist committed to building a world based on mutual aid, solidarity, and freedom for all.
If you believe in challenging power and creating change from the ground up, let’s connect and let’s grow this movement together.
Now, here I am, feeling stronger and ready for better days ahead.

Person indoors taking a selfie making a peace sign with a plain wall background wearing a casual jacket and a relaxed expression
@arXiv_physicschemph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-17 11:44:09

Newton optimization for the Multiconfiguration Self Consistent Field method at the basis set limit: closed-shell two-electron systems
Evgueni Dinvay, Rasmus Vikhamar-Sandberg, Luca Frediani
arxiv.org/abs/2506.12906

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-12 18:51:56

Soon, I’ll be throwing away all my desktop computers as well, though I’m keeping my Lenovo Thinkpad around. I hate computers, yet I use them.
To me, computers are just junk nobody asked for. They’re glowing traps that keep us hooked, scrolling and clicking away our time for endless feeds. No matter the OS or hardware, it’s all distraction from reality.
Yes, Linux can free us and all that, and even the hardware can be part of that freedom. But the computers themselves remain a cir…

The image depicts a street scene with a car engulfed in flames, emitting thick black smoke. The car is covered in graffiti, including the words "Fuck Police" and "Anarchist." In the foreground, a person is seen riding a bicycle with a large wheel, wearing a mask. The background shows additional vehicles on fire, with people gathered around, some appearing to be observing the scene. The date "Jun 12" is visible at the topt. In the lower right corner, there is a screenshot of a computer terminal …