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@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-10-31 02:20:48

SEC filing: Snowflake says an executive shared unauthorized financial guidance with an Instagram influencer; an Oct. 26 video interview features CRO Mike Gannon (Alice Tecotzky/Business Insider)
businessinsider.com/influencer

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-30 22:56:03

Had a dream earlier that my teacher said I could skip an assignment of I flew up and down the street while meowing loudly.
Rest of my dream was, you guessed it, me meowing a tune while flying while everyone watched. :3

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2025-10-31 22:04:22

UN sees world's emissions falling 10% by 2035, far short of 60% goal #environment

Israel on Tuesday said it had
💥suspended more than two dozen humanitarian organizations,
including "Doctors Without Borders" and CARE,
from operating in the Gaza Strip
for failing to comply with new registration rules.
Israel says the rules are aimed at preventing Hamas and other militant groups from infiltrating the aid organizations.
But the organizations say the rules are arbitrary and warned that the new ban would harm a civilian population d…

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2025-12-30 23:38:33

Blocking the work of MSF is absolutely depraved. Israel continues to fumble its way out of the community of civilized nations.
apnews.com/article/gaza-israel

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-30 12:24:09

Why NFL uniform rules have players feeling like a 'mannequin' espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/474200

@whitequark@mastodon.social
2025-11-30 07:30:53

this is an incredibly funny sentence
"the thin films are fairly thin"
well what else would they be, robert? thick? if they were thick they'd be called thick films!!

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-10-30 08:41:12

Ich hab jetzt gerade die 100sten "Nett hier. Aber waren Sie schon mal in Ankh-Morpork?" Sticker über meinen Etsy-Shop verkauft.
Und weil morgen Allesfalb-Nacht ist, feier ich das: 10% mit dem Code ALLESFALBNACHT
floheinstein.etsy.com?coupon=A

Ein herbstlicher verwilderter Wald, der Zugang dazu wird von einem Drahtzaun verhindert. An einer Stange dieses Zauns klebt ein gelber Sticker mit schwarzer Aufschrift "Nett hier. Aber waren Sie schon mal in Ankh-Morpork? Stadt der tausend Überraschungen"

The Trump administration is going to restrict the number of refugees it admits into the United States next year to the token level of just 7,500
– and those spots will mostly be filled by white South Africans.
The low number represents a dramatic drop after the US previously allowed in hundreds of thousands of people
fleeing war and persecution from around the world

Hi, it’s Al Franken.
I don’t usually send messages like this, so I’m hoping you’ll read to the end for a GREAT story. 
Before that, though, I want to tell you about Peggy Flanagan.
She is unbelievably great and she’s running to keep Minnesota’s Senate seat blue. 
Her end-of-month fundraising deadline is tonight so I’ll get to the point: Please donate now.