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@kctipton@mas.to
2025-12-24 03:02:10

Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a screed of an essay
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@finlaydag33k@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-15 12:15:11

Great, my bank decided that it would release a new version of their app that isn't compatible with my phone...
Reason: They require "Google Play Integrity API" to pass before installing...
For those unfamiliar with it: the Integrity API is just a type of DRM to discourage people from using custom ROMs.
It is often cited to be "because of security" but when a phone that hasn't had any updates for 3 years passes it with flying colours, it's highl…

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-10 14:39:26

Kimi Onoda, Japan's new Minister of State for Economic Security, is a 43 year old half-Irish ex-game industry PR femcel with an extensive history of defending her exclusive attraction to anime boys on twitter

I don't think it's twisted at all.

I'm a woman who likes men, and I'm not interested in 3D men.

That's all.
I apologize for rambling on. I just couldn't stay silent... I really wish I had more allies within the party...

From here on, this is completely my personal opinion, but fundamentally, people who truly love 2D wouldn't touch 3D at all. I myself have absolutely no interest in 3D and consider it out of bounds. Maybe that kind of feeling is something only those involved can understand.
"Hurry up and get married," "Have kids" I've been told this by voters since my 20s, but even at 40, I still sigh every time these words are thrown at me. At what age will I finally be free of this?

In the 3D world, I'm married to my country, and besides, I've said my private life is 2D-exclusive, haven't I!! I'll say it over and over: I'm 2D-exclusive!!
I've been saying this for a while now, but I don't consider 3D (real-life) people as romantic prospects. I'm dead serious, not joking. For me, the very act of someone seeing the "possibility of marriage" in me is inherently uncomfortable (quoted from a reply)-it's the same as if you were to suggest to a gay person that they marry someone of the opposite sex... If you can understand it that way, that would help. This isn't about sexual harassment or anything like that; it's a deep-seated discomf…
@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-01-01 06:43:57

Nachdem wir mit dem Assistenzhund 🐕‍🦺meiner Frau schon am Schweizer Nationalfeiertag nach Deutschland geflüchtet waren, brauchten wir eine Lösung für Silvester.
Flughafenhotels to the rescue: Die schallisolierten Hyatt und Radisson Blu am Flughafen Zürich waren diese Nacht voll mit Hunden und ihren Familien, und es war kein Knall zu hören. Ruhiger Schlaf.
Tut euren vierbeinigen besten Freunden diesen Gefallen doch nächstes Jahr auch!