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@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-03-19 04:16:36

Another day getting us closer to Idiocracy:
Capri-Sun's got what hangovers crave - it's got electrolytes!
#brawndosgotwhatplantscrave #caprisun #CapriSonne

Bag of Capri-Sun energy drink with big +electrolytes on it. Flavor Mango Peach
Bag of Capri-Sun energy drink with big +electrolytes on it. Flavor Blackberry & Raspberry
@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-03-17 16:50:44

Vurt, a mobile-first vertical streaming platform designed for indie filmmakers to upload their micro series or feature films, launches with 100 episodes (Lauren Forristal/TechCrunch)
techcrunch.com/2026/03/17/vurt

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-02-18 22:58:51

China carbon emissions 'flat or falling' in 2025: analysis #China

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-04-17 17:00:41

"Fleet of ‘Flying Ferries’ Will Provide Zero-Emission, Silent EV Boats for Travelers Along Norway’s Busy Coast"
#Norway #Boats

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-02-17 14:38:44

This is timely - and well worth attending.
Timely Films of Remembrance shed light on WWII internment
sfexaminer.com/culture/movies-

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-02-18 13:40:00

I woke up angry today.
ICE spokesperson Lindsay Williams is a liar, who is bad at lying.
“Asked if the ICE officers chased Lopez, Williams said: ‘Chased? I wouldn’t say that. They followed him until he crashed.’”
Wouldn’t say that? How about: ICE was committing crime (their standard procedure), someone died, they’re the killers. Your people killed a school teacher, Williams.
Have the day you deserve, you apologist scum.

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-03-19 06:59:01

I just came across "On encule le monde" by Les Guignols.
"We are the world" will never be the same anymore.

Puppets of American Politicians and CEOs singing:

Here comes a time
When we need a real change
When the world must come together at one
There are people dying
And we don't care about
We try to make a better world for me (And me)

We fuck the world (We fuck the world)
We fuck the children (We fuck the children)
We fuck the world, the forest and the sea so let us doing

We make our own business
Just for the USA
And we swear destroying your planet to make money

There are people dying
And we don'…
@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-02-17 14:18:28

Wenn SRF Meteo mit Pushnachricht vor Schneeglätte im Zürcher Weinland warnt #chionophilia

Hawkeye Meme saying don't give me hope
@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-02-17 08:41:40

Gong Xi Fa Cai! Let's hope for a smooth ride 😉
#lunarnewyear

BBC news intro from 2014 with subtitles saying "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate"
@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-04-18 19:28:15

Today I learned a new word in Icelandic 🇮🇸 :
Gervigreindardrulla
I was able understand it by just breaking it into its pieces gervi, greind and drulla:
Artificial Intelligence Shit
#icelandic #íslenska