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Filing: the DOD said it designated Anthropic a supply chain risk over concerns the AI company could disable its tech if the Pentagon crossed its "red lines" (Paresh Dave/Wired)
https://www.wired.com/story/department-of-defense-responds-to-anthropic-…

Justice Department Says Anthropic Can’t Be Trusted With Warfighting Systems
In response to Anthropic’s lawsuit, the government said it lawfully penalized the company for trying to limit how its Claude AI models could be used by the military.

LAPD declared an anti-ICE protest to be unlawful assembly on Saturday after sex toys were thrown at a detention facility. LAPD Central Division said criminal behavior by some lead to arrests, and officers feeling both threatened and aroused lead to one divorce and many instances of chaffing.
#USpol #satire

Sizing up overreactions, big questions from divisional round: Why do the Bills keep falling short? https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47631469/nfl-playoffs-divisional-round-nfc-afc-big-questions-overreactions-2026

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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

Some of those Georgie & Mandy's First Marriage episodes (2x16, Alpha Males and the Power of Prayer) are so uncomfortable to watch, I love it 😄
#TV #GeorgieAndMandysFirstMarriage

POL-HK: Soltau: E-Scooter-Fahrer unter Alkoholeinfluss; Bad Fallingbostel: Gefährlicher Eingriff in den Straßenverkehr - Zeugen gesucht! Heidekreis (ots) - 15.04.2026 / E-Scooter-Fahrer unter Alkoholeinfluss Soltau: Am Mittwochabend kontrollierten Einsatzkräfte der Polizeiinspektion Heidekreis gegen 21:10 Uhr einen 21-jährigen Mann aus Soltau, der mit seinem E-Scooter in der ...

Ex-Rams RB Shares Story of Aaron Donald Having to Save Him From Maxx Crosby https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/las-vegas-raiders/maxx-crosby-cam-akers-aaron-donald/

I went out to the garage this evening, turned on the lights, and saw a bat flying in circles around the Land Rover.
This of course is now going to be in my origin story, of a very slow, noisy, super-hero who fights crime using a mixture of hope, iron oxide and the ability to easily find a good supply of after-market parts.
(The bat was ok. I turned off the lights, opened the roller door, and he sped off, no doubt in search of a lights-behind-the-grill Series 1)

Mannheim, Germany-based osapiens, a provider of ESG compliance software, raised a $100M Series C solely from Decarbonization Partners at a $1.1B valuation (John Reynolds/Tech.eu)
https://tech.eu/2026/01/14/german-startup-osapiens-becomes-unico…

"Whoa. What? Stop. You're into Klingon acid punk?"
I have very strong feelings of affection towards Star Trek: Lower Decks 🥰 You know how kids don't have a concept of being childish and instead everything cool is awesome? Like, Trek awesome? That's how exciting it is for me to watch every episode. For instance, "We'll always have Tom Paris" (2x03) features...Tom Paris! 😁