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@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-11 14:08:58

Wouldn't it be great if Starlink satellites would start falling on cars repeatedly violating parking laws? I mean, it's a gain-gain-gain situation: carbrains get punished, we get rid of shit from the orbit, and perhaps someone will finally get to Elon's ass.
#CarBrain

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-03-10 09:04:30

Someone created a website where you can make bets on German trains and their delay.
Biggest payout is probably for a train to be on time :-D
#train

Hand drawn logo mixup based on the german DB logo with the additional letters SM
@jake4480@c.im
2026-05-08 15:18:29

Art from 'Aliens: Reapers' from 1991. This was a short 8 page no dialog comic story by John Arcudi and illustrated by Simon Bisley about 'Reapers' - an alien race that infiltrate Xenomorph hives to eat their eggs. My kinda alien race. 🍳
#Alien #SimonBisley

Comic art by Simon Bisley of 'Reaper' aliens going up against Xenomorphs
Comic art by Simon Bisley of 'Reaper' aliens going up against Xenomorphs, this time they're blastin em
Comic art by Simon Bisley of a 'Reaper' alien grabbing a Xenomorph egg and a facehugger is flying out
Last panels of comic art by Simon Bisley of 'Reaper' aliens eating Xenomorph eggs and then a market where they're selling a bunch of them
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 22:32:02

I know the people who need to be told this aren’t following me, or for that matter, they’re not even on Mastodon or Bluesky:
If the President of the United States were to give me a blanket pardon, nothing about that would keep someone from rocking the fuck out of me in an alleyway.

@mapto@qoto.org
2026-02-11 06:08:25

"The crew was hungry, the crew was angry, and we tried to survive only day-by-day."
"Back in 2016, 20 ships were abandoned around the world, according to the ITF. In 2025 the number had ballooned to 410, with 6,223 merchant seamen falling victim. Both of those figures for last year were up by almost a third on 2024."

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-05-08 18:33:38

The media I'm following show 70 constituency seats called; presumably the list votes have all been tallied, so the list seats ought to be all allocated as soon as the last constituencies are called.
I can see that Skye, Lochaber and Badenoch is still pending; where are the other two?
#ScotPol
#Holyrood2026

@jae@mastodon.me.uk
2026-05-08 17:22:40

If you think it’s OK to make someone feel like crap for being LGBTQIA because of your faith then you aren’t following the true doctrine of your faith.
The hurt I see happen to members of the LGBTQIA by “righteous” people makes me so angry and sad. I hate being associated with those people.

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2026-03-08 17:26:46

I had a medium distance/degree cousin who wrote two - yes two! - episodes for this TV series...
And if you listen closely to various episodes you will recognize the voice of the Billionaire John Berrisford Tipton as someone who moonlights for narration jobs on old Disney films or was Orson Wells.
youtube.com/watch?v…

@blackknight95857669@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-08 19:06:56

Mixtape (Multi, XPd on PC)
"On their last night of high school, three friends embark on one more adventure together. Play through a mixtape of memories, set to the soundtrack of a generation.
Skate. Party. Avoid the law.
Make out. Sneak out. Hang out."
This is the 2nd game from Beethoven & Dinosaur, following the excellent The Artful Escape, so I had high hopes for it. These hopes were not dashed. As someone that also "came of age" in the 90s, …

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-04-09 04:23:58

What wakes better in the morning than an ice cold shower or freshly brewed coffee ☕ / mate 🧉 ?
2390 unread messages in the inbox, all sent by someone called "Cron Daemon" 👹
#infosec #sysadmin

Cron Daemon: 2391 Element(e), 2390 ungelesen
then four lines of "Cron Daemon" "[EXTERN] Cron" and a blacked out identifier