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@Yogi77@hessen.social
2026-05-13 17:42:48

Wir waren gestern Abend in #Ingelheim im Kino. Im Rahmen der Filmauslese gab es Jim Jarmuschs „Father Mother Sister Brother“ zu sehen. Mir hat es gut gefallen. Die Karten konnten wir vorab mit #wero bezahlen. #filmnase

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-05-13 12:01:29

"our energy systems are already massively in carbon debt. We cannot afford to borrow any more carbon from fossil reserves. To burn carbon now to build AGI on the vague hope that it may by some remote chance produce systems with more insight than we now have, at a time when our politicians are already failing to act on the very clear data being produced by their own scientists, it the purest folly"
#AGI

@simon_lucy@mastodon.social
2026-06-13 22:45:19

#worldcup2026
Brazil failing to hold the ball, tackled and intercepted by a Moroccan player who seem a yard and a half faster.

Want a long and healthy life?
You might want to follow the example of Italy’s Emma Maria Mazzenga.

But following her won’t be easy.

Almost 93, Mazzenga may be the fastest female nonagenarian on Earth.
She holds the 90-to-94 age-group world records in the outdoor 200 meters and the 60, 200- and 400-meter indoor events.
At 92, she’s as fit as someone half her age

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-03-14 08:21:26

And once again with #AltText4You.
Why is that one simple link so hard to click?

An image of a BlueSky post by Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social reading:

"Search-and-rescue crews were “flying blind" trying to rescue survivors from deadly tornadoes that hit the Midwest last week. 

Why? Because Kristi Noem hadn't approved FEMA's $200,000 contract with a tornado-tracking tool. 

But she had time to spend $220 million on anti-immigrant ads. Priorities."
@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-06-11 22:08:48

Wow, someone really went all out following those instructions in the previous post
masto.ai/@Nonilex/116733170691

@jake4480@c.im
2026-05-08 15:18:29

Art from 'Aliens: Reapers' from 1991. This was a short 8 page no dialog comic story by John Arcudi and illustrated by Simon Bisley about 'Reapers' - an alien race that infiltrate Xenomorph hives to eat their eggs. My kinda alien race. 🍳
#Alien #SimonBisley

Comic art by Simon Bisley of 'Reaper' aliens going up against Xenomorphs
Comic art by Simon Bisley of 'Reaper' aliens going up against Xenomorphs, this time they're blastin em
Comic art by Simon Bisley of a 'Reaper' alien grabbing a Xenomorph egg and a facehugger is flying out
Last panels of comic art by Simon Bisley of 'Reaper' aliens eating Xenomorph eggs and then a market where they're selling a bunch of them
@lpryszcz@genomic.social
2026-06-11 14:58:52

Finally, I reported ryain air for charging us 8€ extra for traveling with a kid to EU commission, but they said this has to be dealt with at national level. I'm glad someone did!
theguardian.com/business/2026/

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-06-09 18:48:43

Honest question: how is someone rescued by a "sea drone”?
"Two crew members of the Apache helicopter that crashed following the attack were rescued by an American sea drone, the Pentagon said in a statement.”
#Iran #USA #Israel

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 22:32:02

I know the people who need to be told this aren’t following me, or for that matter, they’re not even on Mastodon or Bluesky:
If the President of the United States were to give me a blanket pardon, nothing about that would keep someone from rocking the fuck out of me in an alleyway.