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The driver of a lifted Chevrolet Silverado was so oblivious behind the wheel of a three-ton truck that she missed an entire Lamborghini Huracan,
drove onto it, and then put it in park to see what was going on.
From the footage, the Lamborghini appears to be moving slowly through a parking lot, likely searching for a space.
The Silverado enters with noticeably more speed than the setting calls for.
There’s no meaningful correction, no obvious braking in time, and then C…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-03-23 15:49:53

Can you imagine calling yourself a royal in this day and age.
Oh, you’re a king are you? Is that fun? Do you get to play with swords?
How’re these people not laughed out of every room they enter?

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-04-25 01:35:56

Instacart co-founder Apoorva Mehta launches Abundance, a hedge fund that aims to have AI agents run the entire fund, with $100M in seed funding (Hema Parmar/Bloomberg)
bloomberg.com/news/articles/20

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-23 14:59:24

I don’t do #TikTok but I endorse this.
#Scientology

Screenshot from somewhere. A photo of a white male adult in business attire gesturing with outstretched arm toward another male seen from behind wearing a blue t-shirt and an Afro cut, labeled “deepest recorded Scientology run”, next to a photo of the Scientology headquarters building.
Caption: Tiktokers are “speedrunning” Scientology buildings in Los Angeles to see how far they can get before being thrown out.
@sncf_ligne_l@lepoulsdumonde.com
2026-05-23 01:00:11

Période : toute la journée.
Dates : le samedi 23 et dimanche 24 mai.
Le trafic est interrompu entre :
- Suresnes Mont Valérien <> Versailles Rive Droite.
- Suresnes Mont Valérien <> Garches Marnes la Coquette. De plus, modification de fréquence et d’horaires :
- Le samedi, entre La Défense <> Suresnes Mont Valérien (avec arrêt supplémentaire en gare de Puteaux)
- Le dimanche, entre Paris Saint-Lazare <> Suresnes Mont Valérien. Des nav…

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-03-25 12:25:44

Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski say they have re-signed their Morning Joe contracts with MS NOW through the end of 2029, as their show enters its 20th year (Axios)
axios.com/2026/03/25/morning-j

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2026-05-24 01:01:54
Content warning: Recent San Diego mass shooting

Just ran across this article on the perpetrator's history with law enforcement:
#AbolishThePolice #PoliceAbolition #Anarchy

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-05-22 16:05:14

One last example:
The first LLM code example that really made my eyes pop was early after the release of GPT, when somebody got it to combine Breakout with Conway’s Game of Life (a truly delightful idea). It worked!
Funny thing: the Breakout code and the Life code had a •completely• different style and flavor. Red flag. In about 15 minutes of web searching, I was able to find one of the projects (can’t remember if it was the Breakout or the Life half) which it had copied wholesale, with just a few variable renames. And the other half? It was in Python, but it used dictionaries where it really should have used objects — tons of `thing["prop"]` where it should have said `thing.prop`, and lots of other un-Pythonic stuff besides. It was a machine translate of code from another language, very likely Javascript.
The entire thing was a plagiarized Breakout and a plagiarized Game of Life, one transpiled, and all stuck together in a single run loop. To be fair, figuring out how to (1) run both halves of the logic from a single loop and (2) count the Life cells as Breakout bricks is work I'd cheer on from a second-semester intro CS student! It's not, however, quite what's being sold by these companies.
6/

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-22 16:06:15

If you have a pet and a carpet or rugs you should have a metal carpet rake for pet hair.
I just removed what seems to be an entire dog from our living room rug.

@scott@carfree.city
2026-03-23 01:37:45

now that Muni bus wraps are almost entirely AI ads that alienate 95% of San Franciscans it would be a great time to run a ballot measure to ban them