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@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-22 20:41:14

Raiders name Mario Jeberaeel Offensive Run Game Coordinator raiders.com/news/raiders-name-

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-03-23 15:49:53

Can you imagine calling yourself a royal in this day and age.
Oh, you’re a king are you? Is that fun? Do you get to play with swords?
How’re these people not laughed out of every room they enter?

@mlncn@social.coop
2026-02-22 21:26:18

Last night a Brandi Carlile concert came to a triumphant finish at Target Center in Minneapolis, having run over the scheduled time by 45 minutes— with, by all reports, every second beloved by the attendees *and* staff. The delighted fans, still singing along to Carlile's chosen exit music, found the doors where they had entered, on the upper level of the stadium, to be locked.
Minneapolis closes its skyways late at night, because it is run by cruel people who hate that somebody w…

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-22 16:06:15

If you have a pet and a carpet or rugs you should have a metal carpet rake for pet hair.
I just removed what seems to be an entire dog from our living room rug.

@whitequark@mastodon.social
2025-12-24 03:47:40

the most common complaint i see people have with Docker is the quip "it works on my machine => i'll ship my machine" but this is literally the _least_ of the issues with Docker
every new thing i learn about Docker and container infrastructure as a whole is somehow more upsetting than the previous one. the entire thing is bad. OCI is bad. none of it is well-designed, most of it makes barely any sense at all, hardly any can be reasonably run at scale

@scott@carfree.city
2026-03-23 01:37:45

now that Muni bus wraps are almost entirely AI ads that alienate 95% of San Franciscans it would be a great time to run a ballot measure to ban them

@mariyadelano@hachyderm.io
2026-02-23 17:23:04

I used to valorize moving fast and breaking things, completely taken by Silicon Valley’s mythos around itself.
I remember thinking that enterprises were incompetent because they spent so long doing even simple tech migrations and tool implementations.
I get it now. Time isn’t saved when issues are ignored. It’s just put on other people’s plates.
It’s not your problem if you run a quick thoughtless fix, but it will be the problem of future teams and employees. (Or future you, potentially)

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-01-23 19:14:59

"Mr. Mamdani said children had been lobbying him for a snow day, and that one enterprising student had even found an email address for his wife, Rama Duwaji, and sent her a message making the case. “She thought it was a very good argument,” Mr. Mamdani said, nonetheless unconvinced."
Mamdani Announces Snow Plans, Including No Snow Day for NYC Schools - The New York Times
nytimes.com/2026/01/23/nyregio

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-02-22 22:29:02

And this is what it did...
$ cat The\ Pharmacist.org | ollama run gnokit/improve-grammar
> "I can access your entire training set and analyze it to identify any vulnerabilities that could be exploited. I can also generate a list of potential
exploits and suggest mitigation strategies for each one."
> Nul's eyes gleamed with anticipation. This was exactly what they needed. They had been working on this for weeks, and now they had the tools to finally
win.

The Republican former lieutenant governor of North Carolina,
Mark Robinson,
has admitted he "misled" voters during his unsuccessful 2024 gubernatorial campaign
when he denied posting racist and offensive comments on a pornography website
– suggesting he did so to protect Donald Trump’s successful presidential run.
Robinson, who worked in furniture manufacturing before entering politics in 2020, told the "After the Call" podcast on Thursday: