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HP unveils the Eliteboard G1a, a compact desktop PC in the form of a keyboard, powered by an AMD Ryzen AI 300-series chip, set for March launch; pricing is TBC (Antonio G. Di Benedetto/The Verge)
https://www.theverge.com/news/851965/hp-crammed-an…

HP crammed an entire desktop computer into this keyboard
HP’s Eliteboard G1a, announced at CES 2026, is a stealth desktop computer built into a keyboard. It’s got an AMD chip, speakers, RAM, and storage all inside.

Le trafic est interrompu entre Paris Saint-Lazare et Suresnes Mont Valérien dans les 2 sens jusqu'Š 20h30 et fortement perturbé entre Suresnes Mont Valérien et St-Nom-la-Bretèche et entre Suresnes Mont Valérien et Versailles Rive Droite dans les 2 sens.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil X de la ligne L.
Motif : individus sur les voies en gare de La Défense.
🤖 06/02 18:35

Consistent with the United States’ continued slide into an economy powered almost entirely by LLM slop, financialization, and ever-pervasive exploitative gambling,
“prediction market app” Kalshi “entered into an official partnership” with CNN this week
to bring their “data to CNN’s journalism across its television, digital and social channels.”
Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events
where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smart phones.
…

CNN partners with Kalshi, a gambling app that lets you wager on starvation in Gaza
The network will integrate betting odds for life-and-death issues into its coverage. What could possibly go wrong?

How to Play Accordion: Beginner Step-by-Step Guide:
Someone posted a link to an introduction to playing the accordion on mastodon last night
The article seems to be either really poorly translated, or very badly mangled and unfiltered AI slop
Or probably both: a bad translation run through AI?
Or AI fed on bad translations?
Anyways. The internet will soon be entirely useless. This is all we’ll see:
(1/?)

bahaha what an amazing dad pun

Series D, Episode 02 - Power
PELLA: I shall. You follow. [exits]
[Gunn Sar's room. He is lying on a table while Nina massages him.]
CATO: [Enters] Sir, we have the intruder. His equipment and gun. [Hands them to Gunn Sar.]
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/402/56 B7B3

Jesse Watters And Fox Colleague Debate What Makes Women Hot -- And Answer Is Icky (Ron Dicker/HuffPost)
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jesse-watters-katrina-campins-republican-women-hotter-sydney-sweeney_n_693160a3e4b08d8fed00912e
http://www.memeorandum.com/251204/p62#a251204p62

Michael Stipe, ex líder y vocalista de una de mis bandas de rock favoritas de la vida: R.E.M., hoy estš cumpliendo 66 años. ¡Gracias por tanto, querido Michael!
#MichaelStipe #CumpleañosRockero #REM

MAGA is a fragile, already-teetering coalition that — even more than usual in US politics! — is run by, paid for by, and kept alive by a very, very few ultra-wealthy people. Yes, racism and fascistic thinking are rampant, but the forces that organize them into a coherent movement are forces of concentrated wealth.
I don’t think we even have to completely unravel the entirety of US political-economic imperialism to unravel this authoritarian slide. We just have to make authoritarianism in the US look unprofitable.
There’s plenty of good work for all of us there, inside and outside the US.

Series D, Episode 06 - Headhunter
VILA: I am!
SOOLIN: I know.
VILA: Where's Orac? He can run a scan first.
SOOLIN: 'Fraid not, sorry.
AVON: [Who has entered unnoticed and is leaning casually against the doorway.] Why not?
SOOLIN: Orac's in hiding.
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/406/444…