@aral@mastodon.ar.al2026-03-23 15:49:53
Can you imagine calling yourself a royal in this day and age.
Oh, you’re a king are you? Is that fun? Do you get to play with swords?
How’re these people not laughed out of every room they enter?
@Techmeme@techhub.social2026-04-25 01:35:56
Instacart co-founder Apoorva Mehta launches Abundance, a hedge fund that aims to have AI agents run the entire fund, with $100M in seed funding (Hema Parmar/Bloomberg)
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-24/instac…
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social2026-04-23 14:59:24
I don’t do #TikTok but I endorse this.
#Scientology
@raiders@darktundra.xyz2026-02-22 20:41:14
Raiders name Mario Jeberaeel Offensive Run Game Coordinator https://www.raiders.com/news/raiders-name-mario-jeberaeel-offensive-run-game-coordinator
@mlncn@social.coop2026-02-22 21:26:18
Last night a Brandi Carlile concert came to a triumphant finish at Target Center in Minneapolis, having run over the scheduled time by 45 minutes— with, by all reports, every second beloved by the attendees *and* staff. The delighted fans, still singing along to Carlile's chosen exit music, found the doors where they had entered, on the upper level of the stadium, to be locked.
Minneapolis closes its skyways late at night, because it is run by cruel people who hate that somebody w…
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io2026-03-22 16:06:15
If you have a pet and a carpet or rugs you should have a metal carpet rake for pet hair.
I just removed what seems to be an entire dog from our living room rug.
@scott@carfree.city2026-03-23 01:37:45
now that Muni bus wraps are almost entirely AI ads that alienate 95% of San Franciscans it would be a great time to run a ballot measure to ban them
@cdarwin@c.im2026-03-22 06:13:20
The Republican former lieutenant governor of North Carolina,
Mark Robinson,
has admitted he "misled" voters during his unsuccessful 2024 gubernatorial campaign
when he denied posting racist and offensive comments on a pornography website
– suggesting he did so to protect Donald Trump’s successful presidential run.
Robinson, who worked in furniture manufacturing before entering politics in 2020, told the "After the Call" podcast on Thursday:
@hex@kolektiva.social2026-02-22 22:29:02
And this is what it did...
$ cat The\ Pharmacist.org | ollama run gnokit/improve-grammar
> "I can access your entire training set and analyze it to identify any vulnerabilities that could be exploited. I can also generate a list of potential
exploits and suggest mitigation strategies for each one."
> Nul's eyes gleamed with anticipation. This was exactly what they needed. They had been working on this for weeks, and now they had the tools to finally
win.