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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2025-12-31 12:20:25

Trump about bruise on right hand: Because I shake a lot of hands.
Trump about bruise on left hand: Do you think Biden can do that?
(PS: I made up Trump's response about his left hand but you know he would say something like that.)
#dodge #USA #health #hypocrisy

@kurt@nelson.fun
2025-12-23 04:14:01

PGE has announced that all residential customers will automatically get $200 and commercial ones $2500 as a credit on their next bill. Is this an attempt to dodge a suit?

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-11-04 18:01:29

I can't wait to see this fucker lose by double digits tonight. I know it's unlikely, but I hope he finishes behind Sliwa! #FuckAndrewCuomo
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@kurt@nelson.fun
2025-12-23 04:14:01

PGE has announced that all residential customers will automatically get $200 and commercial ones $2500 as a credit on their next bill. Is this an attempt to dodge a suit?