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@mk_rexx@metalhead.club
2026-06-20 07:20:31

happy birthday, daddy ✝️

@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-05-19 20:50:33

#Situasion #Kanon

@bilbo_le_hobbit@mamot.fr
2026-05-18 15:22:39

#Fedle #119 3/6
🟩⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟨🟨🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
fedle.fedilab.app/share/2923

@benthos@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-07-19 22:27:33

Bruce Langhorne - "Score For Peter Fonda's 'The Hired Hand'" (1969)
youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK

Album cover features a fuzzy black and white still from the film "The Hired Hand".  It's two people riding on a horse.  🐎
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-05-20 05:30:54

Vietnam introduces Decree 142 to implement its AI law, requiring companies to classify AI models by risk level, label deepfakes, and disclose chatbot use (Lien Hoang/Nikkei Asia)
asia.nikkei.com/business/techn

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-17 21:51:22

Press 'F' to Pay Respects

Em @IrradiatedMouse
I am by no means a domestic goddess but managing to wash at Babybel cheese is a new low even for me

Photo of a side loading washer machine and use with a single Babybel cheese in its red wax container being washed.
@drbruced@aus.social
2026-04-20 00:38:33

Generative "AI" has no idea what it is doing, a story in four images.
The first image is my original drawing (a Venn diagram) with a white background. The second is the same image after I removed the background using GIMP, i.e., made the background layer transparent. The third image is an effort by the "AI system" that is offered as part of my Wordpress setup to create a transparent background. In fact, it has created a new background that is a grey and white grid, a…

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-05-19 12:00:09

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001)
Two bipartite networks of users and jokes, extracted from the online joke recommender system Jester. A user connects to all jokes for which that user entered a rating. Edge weights give the rating score, scaled from -10 to 10. The two files differ by how many joke nodes are included, 100 or 150.
This network has 73521 nodes and 4136360 edges.
Tags: Economic, Preferences, Weighted

jester: Jester joke ratings (2001). 73521 nodes, 4136360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/jester
@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-20 05:14:22

Copies of instances of nested structs be like aaah to read in program analysis... lol
Someday I'll draw this giant map and weave a huge web.
🗺️ 📍 🧶 🕸️

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-07-20 08:07:44

Yes!!!
Ryanair profits drop as Iran war puts off passengers and lifts fuel costs - BBC News
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn8nld

@rainerzufall_le@mastodon.social
2026-06-20 06:34:23

Nachdem Austeritätspolitik im Vereinigten Königreich unnötiges Leid verursacht hat (siehe Link), hatte ich nicht erwartet nur kurze Zeit später "sozialdemokratische" Austeritätspolitik zu erleben.
#SPD #Austerität

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-07-19 21:12:39

I have had the weirdest 80s earworm this weekend: Walk Like An Egyptian.
way-o way-o wayaaay-o
Now, if you are of a similar age, so do you…

@faradundamarti@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-19 06:27:51

Dün bir haber gördüm. Haluk Levent eskiden bir programa katılmış ve "çocukken annemin manav dükkanından para çalıp arkadaşlarla okey oynamaya giderdik" diyor.
Adana'da okey kumardır.Şu an durum nedir bilmiyorum ama onun dediği yıllarda eğlencesine okeyi ancak lokallerde filan oynayabilirdiniz. Her açan kişi diğer 3 kişiden para alır, birini kahveciye verir. Yani bunu yaptığını söylediği yıllarda 18 yaşından büyük olması gerekiyor.
Annesinden çalan adama teslim edilen …

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-14 16:00:22

Muertos

Alice Auaa Spring / Summer 2014. veiny leggings and transparent straps for heels, antique grunge
bubble bath by roger ballen. skeletal spirits chilling together, various faces hung up on the wall, flower on the floor
@wischekurier@mastodon.social
2026-04-20 06:25:53

aktuelles #Wetter #Behrendorf #Wische 20-04-2026 08:20
Temperatur: (min: 4,2C) 5,2C (max: 6,9C)
Feuchte: 99%
Luftdruck: 1014,8 hPa (gleichbleibend)
Windrichtung: 305 Grad
Windg…

@drbruced@aus.social
2026-04-20 00:38:33

Generative "AI" has no idea what it is doing, a story in four images.
The first image is my original drawing (a Venn diagram) with a white background. The second is the same image after I removed the background using GIMP, i.e., made the background layer transparent. The third image is an effort by the "AI system" that is offered as part of my Wordpress setup to create a transparent background. In fact, it has created a new background that is a grey and white grid, a…

Venn diagram on a white background. Outer set is Switches, which contains Packet Switches, which contains Routers and Pure L2 Switches as disjoint sets. Routers has a subset labelled "routers that can also switch at L2"
Same diagram as 1st image but on a transparent background
Another version of the same diagram, in which the background is a mostly but not entirely regular grid of grey and white squares
A sceenshot of the GIMP image editor illustrating the use of a grey and white grid to indicate a transparent area of the image.
@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-20 05:05:02

she's so awesome :3
🥳🥳🥳🥳
youtube.com/live/T0AtBi6YToc
edit: she doesn't like our good cereals as much :(

@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-06-18 14:34:26

William Kramps 2, le retour

@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-06-15 19:55:24

oh my: lucy sante is writing a book about (or perhaps just anchored by) the velvet underground, out sometime next year per her IG.

The Beginning of a New Age
The Velvets and the Underground, 1960-1970
by Lucy Sante
@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-07-19 20:54:00

Am I the only person who thinks the BBC World Service amelodic staccato critical-care-unit bumper music kinda slaps?
Probably…

@MartinM@norden.social
2026-05-16 07:18:01

#SchiffsSamstag mal wieder. Eine ältere Zeichnung aus meiner Feder, ein spätmittelalterliche Nao aus dem östlichen Mittelmeer.
#Mastoart

Seitenriss eines Segelschiffs mit zwei Lateinsegeln.
@cazfi@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-10 15:42:41

Hyvää äitienpäivää kaikille sellaisessa roolissa toimiville, ja muillekin.
Me kävimme päivällä kaupungilla kahvilla ja vähän puistossa istuskelemassa. Illemmalla lapset loihtivat päivällisen.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-19 03:02:33

Does anyone here know platformconlive.fr/ - is it good?

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-05-18 10:10:39

A college senior at Stanford describes how AI changed classes: cheating using AI "has become omnipresent" with students "fudging just about everything" (Theo Baker/New York Times)
nytimes.co…

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-07-18 17:00:16

It must be galling to him that we no longer have the pre-Reagan pre-cable FCC regs and station norms that empowered the POTUS to monopolize the media in primetime.
I expect that many non-olds don’t even realize that was a thing. Once upon a time all TV was broadcast and most was network-affiliated or network-owned, and those all took the feed from the White House when it was offered. There was no escape... @…

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-19 02:40:40

This train has some cute and fun decoration.
Choochoo! 🥳✨🚂

@mk_rexx@metalhead.club
2026-06-12 13:30:06

#Meta permanently suspended my #Facebook account for no specific reason, other very general messaging, just because I shared devices with my partner whose account also got suspended out of the blue.
I only keep my FB account since it's my only line of communication for my IRL people and vast m…

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-07-18 19:52:03

RE: defcon.social/@infosec/1169416
It’s also entirely possible that we will never have a truly useful “quantum computer.”
I never got to take any grad-school physics, but I did get basic quantum mechanics, so I understand that the ‘…

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-19 19:39:11

some impressions from Friday night

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-07-18 22:14:18

SWMBO has discovered that her pair of Canuckian grandparents are adequate to give her a way to run off to a new life in a non-US jurisdiction . She assures me that she would take me with. She didn’t mention K.
#BadDad

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-19 19:33:39

#RuhrBahn wishes you a peaceful evening.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-07-19 03:51:28

I think Google Health has sacrificed its math to a LLM.

Screenshot from Google Health showing that my FitBit has detected a nap. Text: 

Sleep tracked
It looks like you took a nap at 21:23 for 54 min.
Awake • 7 min
Restlessness • 4 min
REM • 0 min
Light • 35 min
Deep • 18 min
21:23
21:53
22:24
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-05-17 04:56:09

Milan-based Webidoo, which develops an operational layer designed to help SMBs access AI tools, raised $25M led by IXC3 for North American expansion (David Cendon Garcia/EU-Startups)
eu-startups.com/2026/05/italia

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-18 15:06:51

The two essential freedoms in C are use-after-free and double-free.
Just found this nice older paper on the topic:
software.imdea.org/~juanca/pap
This is from

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-18 20:37:10

I love this. Takes me back to my old Mac Plus… @… mas.to/@klausman/1167702929341

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-18 13:53:41

Die #CDU war so kurz davor, progressiv zu werden. 🏳️‍🌈🥳
Irgendwie schade.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-18 19:24:36

RE: nondeterministic.computer/@mjg
I have a more reliable trick. Don’t be anyone’s hero.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 22:46:37

This is gorgeous.
rotatingeurobox.de/

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-19 19:40:22

RE: flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/1
He really believes that all women lust for him. Especially short blondes.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 18:14:37

Hier im @… gibt es #Blubberwasser aus Glasflaschen. 🥳

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-19 07:10:09

I'm also a pp, heh!
reddit.com/r/PansexualTeens/co
Anyway, I almost like this one, but I'd want the infinity heart.
Tbh, I was never…

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-19 19:34:39

RE: infosec.exchange/@jerry/116776
But I only have so many eyes and hands….
<sigh>

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-19 08:55:36

RE: chaos.social/@Lilith/116775735
Was da wieder los? Inkasso Team Moskau?
Kuli kommt und regelt.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-19 19:27:01

So glad that normally no one asks me to do video calls. Or calls at all. I’m a written text kind of guy…

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-19 07:53:51

RE: mastodon.social/@pid_eins/1167
Love those drop-in dirs!
It makes things so much easier than those weird templating approaches and whatever shenanigans we had earlier.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-19 19:13:46

Re: LB
Very tangential.
Isn’t it amazing that L. Torvalds is not trans? Strains credibility…

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-19 15:44:03

Random foind of the doy:
BritCSS
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-19 19:05:11

Sorry, but if any mention of Joe Biden triggers something in you that requires you to voice your anguish over 80 years of Palestinian history, you and I don’t agree on the proper purposes and utility of social media. Or on civil discourse generally. You don’t want me in your feed, trust me.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-19 15:40:32

Looking forward to another round of fiddling with configs. 🙃
devblogs.microsoft.com/typescr

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-05-18 18:28:47

Each new macOS malware seems to require a deeper ignorance of the system and how things in general work. e.g. Microsoft doesn’t distribute WeChat or Miro installers for macOS. GoogleUpdater is not used for Apple system updates.
#IWeep6colors @…

screenshot from referenced article with text:

Victims may download fake WeChat or Miro installers from domains designed to resemble Microsoft infrastructure. Later stages present fake Apple security updates and hide persistence files inside directories that mimic Google Software Update components.
@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-19 15:27:06

#PSA: In #Köln baut die #Bahn dieses/nächstes Jahr.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-05-18 18:10:17

Can someone make sense for me of the fact that a few months ago we made a special deal to import Argentinian beef to ease prices, but now we’re making a special deal to export beef to China? With consumer beef prices at insane levels due to a hard supply constraint?
I get a sense that these people don’t understand their jobs.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 13:05:49

Alright, back to taming CI shenanigans.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 13:01:30

What an awesome #remix of this classic masterpiece!
youtu.be/9izYAGwYqKs

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 12:46:02

#NDAs in the #firmware

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 12:37:32

Such a sunny day! 🌞
It's the perfect time for you to learn a bit of @… and then touch some grass. 🦀

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-18 15:47:12

saying hewwo at @… today, may contain traces of rust 🦀✨👩‍💻

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-20 07:53:58

"#Rust is going to save us" - Greg Kroah-Hartman
git.sr.ht/~gregkh/presentation

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-20 09:54:16

A fellow from SAP told me about this nice panel session from 2014 where representatives of variious languages - C , D, Go and Rust - discussed the future of programming, worth watching:
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/show

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-20 08:36:11

I'm sitting here in the cinema watching a nice ~~movie~~ presentation on Miri. 🥳✨🦀

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-18 15:42:49

Drinks and checking PRs, woop 🥳

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-18 13:10:39

Lots of patches are pending for @… - currently 8 open PRs, with even more to come.
Who could help out reviewing them? 🥺
github.com/oreboot/oreboot/pul

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-18 11:34:55

I remember seeing some funny posters at @… this year.
A 9front / Plan 9 reference:
Uriel was right.
German:
Anti-bashistische Aktion - Her zu uns
And an invitation to bsmconf.com/

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-18 11:24:04

Erstmal noch einen strammen Max reinballern. 😋

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-18 20:17:41

OH: "That sounds like a lot of issues I never encountered in Jellyfin."

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-18 19:12:48

Woop, #rainbow crossing! 🥳✨🏳️‍🌈

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-07-17 22:39:42

RE: mastodon.social/@mysk/11693761
That’s cute but no one is ingesting data that they don’t want to be able to use in some way.
Yes, I know that 401 is an authz failure and that this— and discarding the sent data — is what you might do…

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-07-17 22:12:05

So, mastodon.social/@JenniferSmith is an odd bot. I don’t think it’s even a LLM behind it, the replies are just too weird.
Profile looks like it was taken from someone real…

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-07-17 21:53:24

RE: mastodon.online/@sarahtaber/11
This is an interesting conversation, full of facts.
Like: Cyclospora has no other host but humans. And we don’t know why it needs time in the environment to become infectious.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-07-17 21:31:43

RE: toad.social/@grumpybozo/116937
It’s now at “Not Bad” (2nd best of 4)
Outside is down to 223, and there’s more PM10 than PM2.5, gritty rather than blood-poisoning.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-17 16:25:12

RE: defcon.social/@letoams/1167633
It’s the only way to avoid all of the problems created by that trio and exacerbated by how the behemoth mailbox providers implement them.
It is not accidental that Google and Yahoo, who each have t…

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-17 15:44:58
Content warning: Navel gazing

I’ve come to the conclusion that I was spared some psychic injury suffered by “smart kids” when hitting the adult world by having an older sister who was clearly smarter than me in academic achievement terms and a younger sister whose academic performance was only “good” but who has remarkable emotional/social intelligence. I knew from birth that I wasn’t the smartest person I knew.
And that’s fine. Best to find that out before you land in college with more smart kids.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-17 15:21:40

It is always an iffy proposition to open a bug in the CPAN RT (rt.cpan.org/Ticket/Display.htm) when all the unresolved tickets for a module are years old and all the resolved ones are far older.
Anyway: if the latest Net::CIDR::Lite update broke your use of i…

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-17 13:26:13

RE: mastodon.social/@jwz/116762499
I hate this timeline

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-17 12:06:59

RE: #Sysadminnery

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-18 06:42:16

this is peak wtf
right2compute.com/
got there via youtu.be/JSNvI8Ge1Mk

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-18 05:55:10

just saw another #squirrel and yet another squirrel :3

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-17 10:31:21

Curious how this will develop.
I think Schwarz Digits is on a great course, business-wise.
My hope is now for interesting custom processors to develop as part of its expansion.
dw.com/en/germany-richest-man-

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-17 21:25:11

OH: "Konsensuell haette ich zugeschaut" xD

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-17 17:05:48

I got Spreewaldhoe #pickles.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-06-17 22:31:59

Few people know that #Uwubernetes is actually real.
It is the name if the #Kubernetes 1.30 release.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-18 01:39:56

I'm glad to finally see this:
#FreeBSD catching up another bit with

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-18 00:50:44

300 punch cards per minute, now THAT is a unit! :D
#Robotron R300 was a beast for its time.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-18 00:20:32

Let the blood and passion flow!
youtube.com/watch?v=SpcnYoCSjxw
lesbianbed…

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 20:20:52

Did changing my display name in Matrix just cause every channel/message to be marked "read"? Aaah... xD

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 20:06:25

In my profile picture, you see Minerva, the goddess of craft, poetry and wisdom, among many other things; she stands supportive and protective with people.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minerva
It's a statue in Stuttgart, which lost its raised hand, so I put mine there, waving a friendly &…

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 19:06:02

RE: social.treehouse.systems/@whit
Here is another example of my little rant on Unix style multi-output (stdout, stderr) text (that requires parsing) status code (requiring extra handling) interfaces.
We…

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 17:08:45

Microsoft''s "focused" inbox view is the most confusing crap ever. It keeps me from seeing the email I need to see - the one purpose that the inbox is for.
Since my hosting provider had decided to move their stuff into Microsoft's cloud thing, I started having to deal with weird shit like that.
So luckily, there is an option to turn it off:

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 15:15:43

I just thought it *might* be possible to get some sweet JSON out of LLVM, and lo and behold - this works:
```sh
llvm-readobj --demangle --stack-sizes --elf-output-style JSON
```
BOOM!
Now I can process this easily, do not need custom line-by-line parsers that would just be prone to error and exploding arbitrarily.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 15:03:34

RE: #revenue through engagement, you're losing it al…

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 14:50:53

RE: mastodon.social/@cmconseils/11
But we need AI to make the investors happy!!! 📈
(maybe smth is wrong elsewhere that needs fixing...)

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 13:53:48

I'll get you into #Rust, and you will like it.
In fact, you will *love* it! 🦀🧡

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 13:50:59

RE: hachyderm.io/@robpike/11655797
I get the frustration, and it's a total shame how things are going.
At the same time, I'm sure that actual humans still learn from that and find their own paths. It doesn't end here.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-18 08:40:03

I'll be heading to #RustWeek in a bit - best week of the year!
👩‍💻✨🦀🏳️‍🌈🦀🏳️‍🌈🦀✨👩‍💻

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-18 02:44:47

Best open world game by @…:
youtu.be/cY9AX5j-osY
Free download, modding included!
It's written in Rust btw

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-16 23:38:15

🎧️ devicenoize.bandcamp.com/album

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-16 14:54:51

RE: social.rust-lang.org/@rust/116
oopsie woopsie, time to upgrade again! 🥳✨🦀

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-16 22:52:51

BSDs still need a modern init system that is not a pile of shell scripts. 😬 Now would be a good time to catch up.
social.bsdlab.au/objects/29af8

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-16 22:12:29

just had my great deal of fun with #Kubernetes patch operations 🫠

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-07-17 10:09:47

At this year's Open Source #Firmware #Conference, I will be presenting on "Boot Chains and Build Systems"! 🥳🥳
(spoiler: it's complicated 🫠)