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@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-07-21 17:37:13

For an “America First” administration, why are they vacationing outside the USA? Are they suggesting the USA is a terrible vacation spot?
“Protesters warn JD Vance ‘resistance will be waiting’ as he prepares for Cotswolds family holiday”
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@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2025-09-20 18:34:35

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115
Khajit could easily pick lock. Khajit chooses to let human practice.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-22 05:22:41

I hate this timeline

"Christmas Just A Week Away!" meme except Christmas has been replaced with a nuclear explosion.

Can you believe it guys? [Nuclear explosion], just a week away! [Nuclear explosion] is in a week! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information. [Nuclear explosion], just a week away. Oh, wow! Can you believe it? [Nuclear explosion], just in a week! It got here so fast. [Nuclear explosion], just a-
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-22 02:00:03

:neodog_base_with_nose:

Category:Legendary creatures with absent body parts 

Category Talk 

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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-21 17:45:08

Kitty detects seafood somewhere in the house

Video of a white cat laying on a blanket on a red sofa while sniffing the air with gusto. Kitty gets up and walks to the end of the couch while continuing to sniff, then eventually decided to find the tasty smelling source.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-22 07:12:21

Dang Endermen :minecraft_dirt:

Photo of a cubic meter of grass and dirt that's been removed from a yard, making it look like it's something an Endermen would do from Minecraft.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-21 16:06:44

Brushes your hair

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-21 07:46:48

Demon core plush that glows blue when you squeeze it

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-21 09:45:20

Arson is just crime brûlée :nes_fire:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-22 02:30:52

ProTip: Sleep with one paw in your bowl to never miss mealtime.

Photo of a cat sleeping next to its automated food dispenser with one paw resting on the bowl.