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@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-05-21 02:42:16

Folks, I've trashed all mirrors and scales in my home. They only caused problems. I am now the most fit and beautiful human being on the planet. THE FUCKING PLANET! (lalalalalalala)
fortune.com/2026/05/19/bolt-ce

@gideonstar@mastodon.gideonstar.de
2026-03-21 09:56:11

An die Musiker-Bubble: ich verkaufe meinen Kemper Profiler Stage MK1 für Abholer im Raum Düsseldorf.
kleinanzeigen.de/s-anzeige/kem

@macandi@social.heise.de
2026-04-21 14:02:00

Neuer Apple-CEO, alte Probleme: Jetzt muss Ternus liefern | Mac & i-Podcast
Apples nächster CEO heißt John Ternus. Wir analysieren, welche massiven Herausforderungen auf den Ingenieur warten und welche Rolle Tim Cook spielt.

Peter G Neumann, understood and strongly believed in the systems nature of problems.
That is, there’s not one cause to a problem;
everything, including the humans involved, interact.
Take, for example, buffer overflows,
long a security scourge on the Internet.
Is it the fault of the programmers?
I knew someone who, 40 years ago (and several years before the Internet worm made the problem obvious),
wrote a string-handling library before embarking on…

@Tupp_ed@mastodon.ie
2026-05-21 07:16:06

“I meant to do that.”
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zddui

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-20 17:46:43

Aaron Rodgers holding Steelers captive again, no one's surprised and it shows a bigger problem.

cbssports.com/nfl/news/aaron-r

@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2026-06-20 17:09:57

What an amazing plant - the Moringa tree bsky.app/profile/minibubbly.bs
(was unable to extract the video, not sure why)

The most corrupt Attorney General in history.
bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/p

@Tupp_ed@mastodon.ie
2026-05-21 07:12:32

Information can be useful even if it isn’t news.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zddui

The media is "abnormalizing" Mamdani as pathologically as they normalize Trump
bsky.app/profile/michaelhobbes