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@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-01 03:22:00

A Batjob. That's what Batman calls a blowjob. A Catjob is what Catwoman calls it when Batman returns the favor.
Batman: Say, do you know how long we've been together?
Catman: A long, long time. Thousands of Batjobs. Five or six Catjobs. A long time.

@rmdes@mstdn.social
2025-05-31 09:34:07

⚖️ Un procès est possible. Mais sans financement, il n’y aura que silence. Aidons les 6 parties civiles de l’affaire OKC-Spatz Š porter leur voix devant la justice. 💙 👉 chardonsbleus.org/

Association Chardons Bleus - Un combat contre la dérive sectaire OKC depuis 27 ans
l'Association Chardons Bleus réunit des victimes-survivants parties civiles dans l'affaire OKC en France après 10 ans de bataille judiciaire en Belgique

@life_is@no-pony.farm
2025-05-31 16:58:37

Was werden tagesschau, süddeutsche, politik, lanz, miosga eigentlich sagen, wenn Trump P.Diddy amnestiert?
Und was werden sie sagen, wenn er ihn zum Botschafter in Berlin macht?

@Life_is@no-pony.farm
2025-05-31 16:58:37

Was werden tagesschau, süddeutsche, politik, lanz, miosga eigentlich sagen, wenn Trump P.Diddy amnestiert?
Und was werden sie sagen, wenn er ihn zum Botschafter in Berlin macht?

@BugWarp@wikis.world
2025-04-30 14:15:34

Today is the release of #Netflix adaptation of El #Eternauta (The Eternaut). I haven't seen it yet, but I highly encourage you to do it. The Eternaut is the holy grail of Argentine comics and science fiction. Set on an alien invasion in Buenos Aires, Argentina, I can still remember the fascination the…

Two copies of El Eternauta comics on my bed table alongside a cup of coffee.
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-31 15:17:25

Old workstations are so fucking sexy. I'd take one of these over some soulless modern slab any day.

@cdarwin@c.im
2025-05-31 16:09:59

The New York Times reports that President Trump has enlisted the firm Palantir, founded by far-right billionaire Peter Thiel,
to carry out his March executive order
instructing government agencies to share data with each other.
The order has increased fears that the government is putting together a database to wield surveillance powers over the American public.

Trump Taps Palantir to Create Master Database on Every American
Trump’s dystopian plan is already underway.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-01 17:58:10

Raiders star Brock Bowers has future NFL Hall of Famer downright giddy sportingnews.com/us/nfl/las-ve

Raiders star Brock Bowers has future NFL Hall of Famer downright giddy
The Las Vegas Raiders have something special in tight end Brock Bowers and future Hall of Famer Greg Olsen definitely agrees.

@benrosstransit@mastodon.social
2025-06-01 20:20:27

How on earth can NYT write this report with no hint that it reflects on Trump's mental acuity? While endlessly speculating explicitly about Biden's acuity a year ago?
nytimes.com/2025/06/01/us/poli

Trump Is Said to Have Known About NASA Nominee’s Donations Before Picking Him
President Trump withdrew his nomination of Jared Isaacman, an ally of Elon Musk, because of donations he had made to Democrats. But people with knowledge of the events say Mr. Isaacman had disclosed the contributions.

@krispijn@social.sargasso.nl
2025-06-01 09:11:06

Omtzigt en Klaver hebben ongelijk: Nederlandse supermarkten zijn juist goedkoper dan Belgische - Follow the Money ftm.nl/artikelen/omtzigt-vertr

Omtzigt en Klaver hebben ongelijk: Nederlandse supermarkten zijn juist goedkoper dan Belgische
Pieter Omtzigt, net afgezwaaid als NSC-leider, liep eerder dit jaar wekenlang te klagen over de prijs van boodschappen. Supermarkten zouden de Nederlandse consument een poot uitdraaien. Een ‘pijnlijke’ aantijging, maar klopte die ook?