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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-07 01:41:58

The Microsoft Excel Collegiate Championship Finals will be broadcast on #ESPNU in January!
2024 Microsoft Excel Collegiate Challenge | ESPNU Tuesday, January 14 | 2:30 PM

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 01:27:33

"I have a girlfriend"? This dude is the most savage piano player ever. 🤣
#humor #piano

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 01:24:19

K-Mart ads. Yeah, these were real, y'all, but they got their marketing in gear too late. 😢
#kmart #TVads #humor

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-12-03 01:31:03

Pomegranate seeds and blueberries together in a bowl is a winning combination. Snappy and crunchy with balanced tang and sweet.

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 19:39:01

Dad joke, baby.
#humor

@isoclive@mastodon.nycmesh.net
2025-01-06 08:57:52

VIDEO: BSidesNYC 2024 - Breaking free from the chains of fate – Bypassing AWSCompromisedKeyQuarantineV2 Policy - Bleon Proko Opie @… Permiso security
yo…

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-12-02 23:45:01

SNOW! (flurries, in Nashville) #tnwx

@isoclive@mastodon.nycmesh.net
2025-01-06 08:36:40

VIDEO: BSidesNYC 2024 - Building Burp Extensions with Kotlin - Nick Coblentz - Virtue Security
youtu.be/F5h9oIkrPyk?list=PLlg

@pdmckone@mstdn.ca
2024-11-29 15:08:10
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Can I ask you something? At home, when you go from your kitchen to your bathroom, where do you park?
That's crazy. I don't drive in the house. It's all --
Walkable?
Shut up. You don't understand stuff.

@Buterin@qoto.org
2024-12-26 08:52:38

Салаты с палочкой
Да не волшебной, а кишечной, которую обнаружили в салатах оливье в крупнейших гипермаркетах: «Ашан», «Магнит», «Лента», «О’кей», «Глобус».
Ранее саниспекторы нашли такой же «ингредиент» в элитном кроличьем фарше по цене более 1000 рублей за килограмм.
Наличие кишечной палочки, живущей в самом конце желудочно-кишечного тракта, говорит лишь об одном: после посещения туалета повара просто не моют руки и заносят своё «содержимое» в продукты. Ну и почти все магази…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 01:15:24

Wanna see the finals of the #Microsoft #Excel #Collegiate #Championships? (

@searchparty@mstdn.social
2024-12-14 08:01:34

Wurde dieses Jahr schon #WinterMate gesichtet? Bisher ist sie mir noch nirgends untergekommen.

@schtobia@augsburg.social
2024-12-20 06:08:23

#pastpuzzle 259
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pastpuzzle.de
was für ein Rumgerate. 🙄

@schtobia@augsburg.social
2024-12-21 09:20:35

Fröhliches #Mittwinterfest! Wir haben offiziell um 10:20 Uhr CET den Tiefpunkt durchschritten, in #Augsburg hat's heute eine Tageslänge von 08:19 Stunden.
#Mittwinter

@cfo@tooting.ch
2024-12-25 08:53:39

VoilŠ Domodossola.

@isoclive@mastodon.nycmesh.net
2025-01-08 13:08:34

LIVE NOW - DIPLO 2025 Forecast: AI and Digital Developments - Jovan Kurbalija #Diplo #AI #DigitalEconomy

@isoclive@mastodon.nycmesh.net
2025-01-07 08:44:06

VIDEO: BSidesNYC 2024 - Building canaries with ELK and ElastAlert2 - Andrew Januszak & Keith Erekson youtube.com/watch?v=IAQIOaYHKR

@isoclive@mastodon.nycmesh.net
2025-01-07 08:27:28

VIDEO: BSidesNYC 2024 - Bridging the Gap: Developing Accessible Anti-Phishing Solutions - Lydia Stepanek - Pen Loop Consulting youtube.com/watch?v=XlzOYh5HPO