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@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-10-28 20:42:21

This marketing image for a garage door keypad's tech support is perfect in its soulless vapidity. Yes, it lacks any sort of subtlety in the ludicrously homogenous selection of people. 😠
However, my initial gut reaction was a fascination w/ reconciling the man on the left's impressive promontory of hair & his headset.
Does he have a single thin indentation in his hair plateau after a long day's work? The equivalent of a hat head, but thinner? Is there a horizontal…

A picture of 5 white people, all professionally dressed and smiling in surely the most genuine of manners. They WANT to help and are eager to do so. The man on the left has hair combed to the side, but with so much product in it that it stands a good 3-4 inches above the top of his actual head. His headset's armband looks to be contoured to his head, the arm band somehow traversing that mane. It's impressive and ridiculous.
@nelson@tech.lgbt
2025-11-04 03:42:56

We've made mezcal Negronis at home a couple of times now and they are v. good. Tonight I'm adding some chile, the extra heat is nice but not sure Aberdeen is ready for it. The salt is nice too, rounds it out.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-11-06 01:40:42

Sources and docs: after Marc Andreessen donated $5M to Trump's 2024 campaign, most CFPB probes have stalled, including three into Andreessen-backed companies (Jake Pearson/ProPublica)
propublica.org/article/trump-c

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-10-06 18:42:04

I tend to talk to kids like they are regular human people. A small child said to me "You're phone is little." and I replied:
"Yes, this phone is 5 years old. It still works, so there's no reason to replace it. There's really no good reason for people to get a new phone every year or two except for consumerism gone out of control. You see, the more money you put into the pockets of big tech, the more..."
The small child walked away at that point, bu…

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-10-06 18:42:04

I tend to talk to kids like they are regular human people. A small child said to me "You're phone is little." and I replied:
"Yes, this phone is 5 years old. It still works, so there's no reason to replace it. There's really no good reason for people to get a new phone every year or two except for consumerism gone out of control. You see, the more money you put into the pockets of big tech, the more..."
The small child walked away at that point, bu…