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@Cognessence@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-31 13:36:26

There’s an idea I’ve had over the last few months - to put out a collection of all this unreleased stuff from 2007 - present, hours long - to clear the decks. Not an album with a narrative, just a compilation. All the individual tracks are ones I like; they just never made it to certain albums for reasons of flow, or came out on things long disappeared. Would there be any interest in this if I put it out tomorrow?

When Donald Trump addressed the nation in the early hours of November 6, 2024, he didn’t just celebrate his improbable return to the White House.
He hailed an unprecedented political realignment.
“This campaign has been so historic in so many ways,” he said.
“We’ve built the biggest, the broadest, the most unified coalition.
They’ve never seen anything like it in all of American history.
They’ve never seen any.
Young and old, men and women,
rural …

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-30 15:33:47

learn 👇

Few can write as well as Peters; he is a master of the form.

Writing utensils Mark Peters has used:

1.2x4

2. bag of popcorn

3. bamboo cane

4. barbed wire

5. barbed wire-covered baseball bat

6. basketball

7. bed of nails

8. broken bottle

9. broom

10. bucket, 20 gallon

11. cardboard box

12. cardboard roll

13. candelabra (almost)

14. ceiling tiles

15. chainsaw

16. coffee, hot

17. cookie sheet

18. crutch

19. curtains

20. dumpster

21. exploding barbed wire plywood sheet

22. fi…
1985 - Mark Peters battles a vicious army of gigantic bugs.

1986 - Mark Peters finds a suitcase of drug money and goes on a spending spree.

1987 - Mark Peters peddles other people's experiences.

1988 - Mark Peters has an affair with a mysterious younger woman.

1989- Mark Peters and his warriors battle an evil dictator.

1990 - Mark Peters takes refuge on a movie set as a stuntman.

1991 - Mark Peters and a talking dinosaur solve a murder case.

1992 - Mark Peters hires a sleazy private eye …
Some of Mark Peters' nicknames:

The Father of Frozen Foods

The Father of Rock n' Roll

The Father of Science Fiction

America's Sweetie

King of the Cowboys

The Oomph Boy

The Peekaboo Boy

The Guy With The Hatchet

The Guy With The Golden Curls

Lucky

Hoagy

Buddy

Bill

Vampira

The Stalker

Gluey

Zsa Zsa

Woody

Poppy

Irondick

Dippy Dawg

Happy Rabbit
Mark Peters is better than other men because..

1. Mark Peters is happy to snuggle all night long.

2. Mark Peters rarely has prickly whiskers.

3. Mark Peters always keeps your secrets.

4. You can always buy a bigger Mark Peters.

5. Mark Peters never bores you to death with details of the games.

6. Mark Peters can hug for long periods of time.

7. Mark Peters usually smells nice and is always soft and cuddly.

8. Mark Peters hardly ever smokes and rarely even smells from tobacco.

9. Mark P…
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-06-29 06:00:03

faculty_hiring_us: Faculty hiring networks in the US (2022)
Networks of faculty hiring for all PhD-granting US universities over the decade 2011–2020. Each node is a PhD-granting institution, and a directed edge (i,j) indicates that a person received their PhD from node i and was tenure-track faculty at node j during time of collection (2011-2020). This dataset is divided into separate networks for all 107 fields, as well as aggregate networks for 8 domains, and an overall network for …

faculty_hiring_us: Faculty hiring networks in the US (2022). 3284 nodes, 712 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/faculty_hiring_us#field_soil_science
@almad@fosstodon.org
2025-08-01 23:07:10

I hate when I decide to pull an all nighter, I feel like I have infinite extra time and suddenly “oh shit I have to leave in two hours why is this so short”

@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-07-30 17:14:40

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@glauber@writing.exchange
2025-06-26 02:38:52

Crazy but real headline of the day
Trump sues all federal judges in Maryland
All 15 of them.
Goodnight.
politicalwire.com/2025/06/25/t

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-07-29 23:26:14

Anarchists: often said to be frighteningly violent and/or unhinged because maybe a handful of times in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries they used bombs or guns to target literal blood-soaked tyrants and help usher in the end of feudalism.
People who manufacture, sell, buy, and use guns and bombs daily to kill another nation's conscripted commoners along with a healthy dose of completely innocent civilians, who perpetuate genocide and other war crimes every year: heroes, I guess? "Civilized?" "Great leaders."
The distinction of course is that one obeys the "rules of society" about who it's okay to wantonly murder (whose "lives matter," in fact) while the other does not, and you've been trained to believe that anyone who violates those rules must not have any principles at all. All along, the rules have been crap.
#anarchy

The Senate has been preparing for a key procedural vote during a rare Saturday session as Republicans race to pass President Donald Trump’s package of tax breaks, spending cuts and bolstered deportation funds by his July Fourth deadline.
Watch the Senate floor live in the PBS player

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-07-28 00:00:04

faculty_hiring_us: Faculty hiring networks in the US (2022)
Networks of faculty hiring for all PhD-granting US universities over the decade 2011–2020. Each node is a PhD-granting institution, and a directed edge (i,j) indicates that a person received their PhD from node i and was tenure-track faculty at node j during time of collection (2011-2020). This dataset is divided into separate networks for all 107 fields, as well as aggregate networks for 8 domains, and an overall network for …

faculty_hiring_us: Faculty hiring networks in the US (2022). 3284 nodes, 3360 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/faculty_hiring_us#field_microbiology