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@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2026-03-11 21:53:22

I'm tired, boss

A screenshot of a local American TV news program titled “Why did Cuba allow LGBTQ+ rights? Expert says it's to exert control”
@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-02-11 23:00:57

I can't believe ExWHYZ will be over soon... :floofSad:

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-12 06:55:36

Protesters try to attack driver after truck speeds through anti-Iran demonstration in Los Angeles (Associated Press)
apnews.com/article/iran-protes
memeorandum.com/260112/p2#a260

@audiodump@podcasts.social
2026-03-10 18:10:23

Einen Tag früher, ein Tag geiler! Geht gleich los!

6 7 Hamster GIF by Grind
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-11 23:36:23

objectparadise.com/krotch

Man's Girlfriend Loses His Virginity
Let's get together and have a "poetry reading"
The Public Canon WAS ALWAYS PRIVATE
A CASA EM SILÊNCIO

I eat a tuna had to eat 
sandwich at 8
in the evening before 
a shy telephone 
that doesn't cry

in this room I present
the skin and bone,
to be plucked
cold sucked
full bone
dry and fuck

waving my shy cock
round this empty room wanting
 to go somewhere

toodrunk even
for the night worker
I should call
the Uber for

us off Atler & Adam
wearing discount
wigs at sunset

& even after she robbed me I still
wanted her


Tantric Meditation
Having sex with myself: my spiritual / a…
@digitalnaiv@mastodon.social
2026-03-11 10:19:04

Die neue Social-Media-Faustregel: Wenn „alle“ im Netz derselben Meinung sind, lohnt sich ein zweiter Blick. Laut Stefan Krempl könnten KI-Schwärme Diskussionen bevölkern und Konsens simulieren. Der Chor klingt menschlich – aber der Dirigent ist Software.
Autor: Stefan Krempl | @…

@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2026-03-11 11:53:18

In case you thought the era of kooky job titles was over...

She is seated and wearing a sleeveless V-neck black jumpsuit, a large gold necklace and drop earrings. She has long blonde hair and it is loosely tied back.
Text:
Gillian Anderson: “It’s about spreading a little kindness.
Without that we'd drown”
She is seated on a Thonet chair, wearing evening clothes
Text overlay:
Exciting News 
M&S appoints actress Gillian Anderson as first-ever
"Chief Compliments Officer"
@socallinuxexpo@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-11 16:25:01

Christophe Pettus will speak on 'Full Text Search, the Next Generation' as part of our PostgreSQL@SCaLE track at SCaLE 23x. Full details: socallinuxexpo.org/scale/23x

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-12 00:38:26

Analyst has jarring reaction to 1 Raiders free agency deal sportingnews.com/us/nfl/las-ve

@benthos@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-01-10 20:28:13

Bobby Hutcherson - "Montara" (1975)
#NowPlaying

Album cover features.. we'll, I don't know what it is. Maybe it's a percussive instrument?  It's a series of metal leaves attached to a frame with a little metal figurine of a person's head at the top.  He's an interesting little character.