2026-01-08 18:38:24
Although the next "Talk Like a Pirate Day" is not until Sept 19, 2026, we here in the US of A can start talking pirate-talk immediately.
Why?
Because the US has become a pirate nation, robbing other nations of their lands, assets, and governments.
trump ain't no Dread Pirate Roberts - he's more on par with Cap'n Dumbo Lardbutt - but he is no less a pirate than the famed Blackbeard and has probably killed more people than Blackbeard ever did.