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@Xavier@infosec.exchange
2025-07-29 12:09:51

If you are unaware, July 29th is celebrated around the multiverse as anything goes day. So let's see those high quality shitposts. And low quality. And weird quality.
#shitpost #july29 #imgur

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-29 19:46:15

:elmo_fire:

Photo of an axolotl on a rock near some water. Caption says:

trust in 
the 
cleansing 
power of 
arson
@PwnieFan@infosec.exchange
2025-08-29 16:59:01

Just me crafting tools so I can knit in a corner and plan my part in the revolution. Also, learning new things about the tricoteuses. As is often the case with women in history, it's not what you think. #knitting #womenhistory

snapped off top of knitting machine needle next to purl tip
knitting needle tip in loom pick handle
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-08-30 01:47:54

*sniff*sniff*sniff*sniff*sniff*

Video from cowolfcenter of two wolves sniffing the camera with gusto.
@Xavier@infosec.exchange
2025-07-29 15:25:26

Happy July 29th. Shitpost4evar
#shitpost #july29

The video showcases a vibrant and eclectic scene set in a lively bar or music venue, characterized by a checkered floor and a warm, inviting atmosphere. The setting is rich with musical instruments, including a piano, drums, and a turntable, along with various decorative items like mannequins and a gramophone, enhancing the whimsical ambiance.

The video begins with a person in a brown jacket and cowboy hat playing the drums, while another individual in a black suit and top hat plays the piano.…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-05-31 00:10:35

Apex dandelion predator 🐰

That dandelion didn't stand a chance.

Fast motion video of a white fuzzy bunny chewing down on a dandelion starting from the stem to the sound of a lawnmower
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-30 07:20:44

(Excuse the bad word usage) 🫣

Two panel comic. First panel shows someone holding up a finger to a face that's about to talk. "Easy there, cowboy"
Second panel shows the hand holding their lips shut. "Talk nicely to me or I shut your heck"
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-30 23:06:42

I will, however, lay on your favorite shirt every chance I get.

Ad for pet adoption from the SFSPCA that shows a cute orange and white cat looking at the viewer and saying, "I'll never wear your favorite shirt."

Your new roommate is waiting.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-30 17:36:48

I don't think you have enough tongue for all that fur, Mr. Kitty.

Video of an orange long-haired cat laying on its back while trying to groom its belly fur. The kitty isn't able to cover too much area with that long fur, unfortunately.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-29 19:51:43

Fun fact: I've never had my catalytic converter stolen off my Prius.

Photo of the bottom side of a Prius with a metal catalytic converter guard that says, "HELLO NOT TODAY SUCKA"