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@PwnieFan@infosec.exchange
2026-01-28 16:28:42

While ICE activity continues . . . some light reading. Even internally, DHS and ICE are fracturing over the shootings in Minneapolis. DHS has been in such a hurry to recruit people, they're not doing thorough background checks and training. Even some veteran ICE agents are reporting that the newer recruits are sketchy.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-29 10:40:55

Yamaha even makes cat warmers

Photo of a cute orange cat sleeping on top of a Yamaha AV Receiver RX-A2070
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-29 01:24:31

It's almost Febuary!

Column A in the Excel sheet read as (staring with row 1): JAN FEB MAR APR MAY JUN JUL AUG SEP Column B in the Excel sheet read as (staring with row 1 and created using AutoFill drag feature): January Febuary Maruary Apruary Mayuary Junuary Juluary Auguary Sepuary
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-28 20:33:46

Snek

Photo by Prestigious_Mess9706 on reddit from 2022 of their black cat, Nyx, who is laying across the tops of her cat tree while looking like a snake or boneless kitty of some sort. No void paws can be seen, just a long black fur tube with a cat head.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-30 03:37:10

:blobcatcool:

In a World of haha's I am a hehe Image of a fuzzy kitten wearing sunglasses next to a cat shaped burger, a pink martini, and daisy all superimposed on a pixelated field with a blue sky.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-30 04:00:49

My dreams are weird ya'll

Friend: I had a dream I was dating my crush! My Dreams: Image of a tiny cat loafing on some large pancakes while a giant hand pours syrup on them both.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-30 10:13:33

Everytime I read the news

Portrait of Samuel Johnson, also known as Blinking Sam, is an oil-painted portrait of English lexicographer Samuel Johnson reading, created by English artist Joshua Reynolds around 1775. The painting highlights Johnson's vision problems, which led Johnson to deride the painting and say that he would not be "Blinking Sam", as quoted in Hester Thrale's Anecdotes of the Late Samuel Johnson. The artwork has since been noted to be the "best-known" portrait of Johnson, and became an Internet meme in …
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-28 14:50:15

Kitty ProTip: Try insurance fraud for extra scritches

Video of a white & orange cat blocking the way of a bicyclists by getting in front of the slow moving tire and plopping down on the ground. The kitty rolls on their black to block the human's path using the classic "Look at me, I'm cute. Stop what you're doing to pet me" move. Smart kitties get extra attention! :3
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-28 23:21:38

What kind of egg is this?

Photo of an chonky orange and white cat grooming itself on the floor while facing away from the camera so that you can only see a round, furry back which looks like a egg of sorts. No legs, tails, ears, head, or other cat body parts can be seen, just chunk. Perhaps it's not a cat but an orb to ponder upon whist it purrs.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-29 21:38:19

Aw dang... They only sent one leg for my cat kit.

Photo of a calico kitty cat sleeping on a window sill like a loaf of bread, except one back leg is sticking straight out at a 90° angle. No other appendages are visible.