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Where would I report a product (in the EU, as a private person) with an inherent design issue that is life-threatening? It's in the same vein as a car with a gas pedal that can get stuck by design, so it likely would need a mass recall/fix. It doesn't make sense to report it to the producing company because this company is known to having denied similar issues.

Bernd: "In dieser Asia-Suppe waren drei Päckchen Zutaten, aber sie ist dennoch total geschmacklos."
Mela: *wackelt mit der Nase* "Vielleicht haben sie alles in den Geruch gesteckt?"
Bernd: "Du meinst, ich habe keinen Geschmack mehr?"
Mela: "Uh … Du hast nicht etwa Covid? Iss mal ein Stück Covid-Testschokolade."
Bernd: "???"
Mela: "Hat doch Lars mehrfach drüber geschrieben. Fast so gut wie ein Schnelltest. Aber wi…

The audience is outraged. "You'll never get away with this!"
As the limo begins its leisurely getaway, the Ginger Bear rolls down his window, turns directly to the audience and says, "I'll cut you a cheque. Two hunnerd enough?"
They clap.

Get. Off. My. Lawn. 😳😝💣💥🫥💀
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Mela: *duscht und kommt nach dem Duschen mit einem Handtuch um den Kopf ins Schlafzimmer*
Bernd: *singt schlaftrunken* "Es geht ein Bi Ba Butzemann …"
Mela: "Minne hatte ich mir auch anders vorgestellt."
#SzenenEinerEhe

Bursting through the opening, the Ginger Bear finds himself outside. Seeing his getaway driver parked in the bike lane, he waddles over -- casually cutting down multiple trees along the way -- then climbs into the limo.
"Get the lawn signs ready," he growls to his henchmen. "I think it's going to be an election year."
"What!?" the audience shouts. "I thought this was a caper flick. He's done nothing but wreak destruction and leave a mess for others to clean up."
The director shrugs, "yeah."