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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-03 16:07:38

I've gone through exactly what Ellen Pompeo did at LAX. I was headed to Italy & the TSA detected something on my shoes. Sirens went off & before I could say anything, I got detained.
A guy with military gear & a rifle appears & I got to play 20 Qs for an hour. I'm showing my plane ticket, itinerary, passport, driver's license, business card, Academy of Magical Arts membership card, Disney D23 card... not kidding.
Almost missed by flight. A tad unsett…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-02 22:01:33

That is one round squirrel.

Photo of a chunky round squirrel sitting on a deck hand rail while another chunky boi crawls down from a nearby tree. Now when I say this scroll is round, I'm not kidding. It's like a fuzzy ball with a squirrel head and tail.
@chrislowles@mastodon.social
2025-07-24 06:17:38

I'm gonna throw a party when he dies, I'm not kidding.