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@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-01-11 20:56:49

Sleeping less than 7 hours could cut years off your life #health

@saraislet@infosec.exchange
2026-02-11 21:25:38

I want to put Joan Jett and Seven of Nine in a blender and snuggle them

For four months, Trump had been haranguing Indiana Republicans to redraw their congressional district maps
to carve out two new safe Republican seats.
Right now, Indiana is overwhelmingly Republican.
Seven of the state’s nine congressional districts are solidly red.
But Republicans control Congress as a whole by a mere three votes.
Given how dramatically Republican measures and candidates under-performed this year,
Trump has reason to worry in the 2026…

@saraislet@infosec.exchange
2026-01-04 17:53:36

Chain Control to Major Tom
Chain Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your snow chains on
(Ten) Chain Control (Nine) to Major Tom (Eight, seven)
(Six) Commencing (Five) countdown, engines on (Four, three, two)
Check ignition (One) and may snow's love (Lift off) be with you

Parked cars covered in almost a foot of snow
@funkvolk@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 19:49:38

Sooo, es sind wohl ein paar Hörer*innen von @… neu hier angekommen? Schön, dass Ihr da seid! Folgendes solltet Ihr wissen:
- es gibt keinen Algorithmus, der Vorschläge macht, also folgt erstmal ein paar Accounts, die interessant aussehen
- folgt Hashtags, z. B. Eurer Stadt
- schreibt bitte ALTText zu Bildern und Videos
- Likes mac…

Seven of Nine: Fun will now commence.