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https://theonion.com/secretary-of-the-macabre-unveils-initiative-to-fill-nations-empty-eye-sockets-with-maggots/

Secretary Of The Macabre Unveils Initiative To Fill Nation’s Empty Eye Sockets With Maggots
WASHINGTON—In remarks delivered to the White House press corps, the U.S. Secretary of the Macabre unveiled a new departmental initiative Friday that aims to fill the nation’s empty eye sockets with federally funded maggots. “Making use of $50 million allocated by Congress under the Befouling of Our Remains Act, the Department of the Macabre will […]

Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda
— a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.
The Dekoda analyzes these images in order to provide updates on your gut health and hydration,
and to potentially detect blood.
It also comes with a rechargeable battery, a USB connection, and a fingerprint sensor to identify who’s using the toilet.

Kohler unveils a camera for your toilet | TechCrunch
Home goods company Kohler recently unveiled a new device called the Dekoda — a $599 camera that can be attached to your toilet bowl and take pictures of what’s inside.

Hegseth moves to restrict journalistic reporting at the Pentagon
https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/hegseth-unveils-new-restrictions-pentagon-press-access/story?id=125754272

»KI überall — Windows 11 macht sich gerade noch unbeliebter als Windows 8:
Wir finden: Microsoft sollte erst einmal andere Baustellen in Windows 11 beenden, bevor durch KI-Unsinn weitere hinzukommen.«
Ich kritisiere Windoof so wie KI seit jeher und doch ist mensch immer wieder mal dazu verpflichtet es zu nutzen. Ich überlasse deren Kritik mal diesem verlinkten Artikel.
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KI überall: Windows 11 macht sich gerade noch unbeliebter als Windows 8 - Golem.de
Wir finden: Microsoft sollte erst einmal andere Baustellen in Windows 11 beenden, bevor durch KI-Unsinn weitere hinzukommen.

XL-Calibur Polarimetry of Cyg X-1 Further Constrains the Origin of Its Hard-state X-Ray Emission: #BlackHole secrets: https://source.washu.edu/2025/11/a-new-angle-of-study-for-unveiling-black-hole-secrets/

Raiders reserve OL is unplayable after Week 11 disaster https://raiderswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/raiders/2025/11/18/raiders-reserve-ol-is-unplayable-after-week-11-disaster/87332935007/

Block expects gross profit to increase in the mid-teens YoY through 2028, reaching ~$15.8B, with adjusted operating income growing ~30% YoY; XYZ closed up 7.56% (MacKenzie Sigalos/CNBC)
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/19/block-unveils-3-y…

Block's stock pops 9% on gross profit forecast, 3-year financial outlook
Block laid out long-term financial targets, projecting annual gross profit growth in the mid-teens through 2028.

As part of my #unplugTrump, I made a new #alttext generator using #mistral with customizable system prompt. (ah yeah, you need to bring your own api key).
🤔 Maybe not much better than just usi…

NBCU plans to add Arrival Ads, live ads that play when users turn on Peacock, and use AI to search live sports events for the optimal moment to place ads (Cynthia Littleton/Variety)
https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/nbcuniversal-arrival-ads-peacock-1236610766/

NBCUniversal Unveils 'Arrival Ads' for Peacock
NBCUniversal will incorporate 'Arrival Ads' for those who sign on to Peacock, among a host of other new ad-tech elements unveiled by the company.

Apple unveils a 14-inch MacBook Pro with an M5 chip, up to 3.5x more performance for AI workflows, and faster storage, for the same $1,599 , shipping October 22 (Apple)
https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2025/10/apple-unveils-new-14-inch-macbo…

Apple unveils new 14‑inch MacBook Pro powered by the M5 chip, delivering the next big leap in AI for the Mac
Apple today unveiled a new 14-inch MacBook Pro, featuring the incredibly powerful M5 chip.