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@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-05-20 02:22:36

EU bereikt voorlopige overeenkomst over afronding handelsakkoord met VS | Nieuws | De Gelderlander.nl
ad.nl/economie/eu-bereikt-voor

@erikdelareguera@mastodon.nu
2026-05-19 10:57:41

Macron: Affären en del i samarbete där även kärnvapen ingår dn.se/varlden/macron-affaren-e

Macron: Affären en del i ett samarbete där kärnvapen ingår
Macron: Affären om fregatterna är en del i ett samarbete med Sverige där även kärnvapen ingår

@rigo@mamot.fr
2026-05-19 08:58:36

Grande surprise Š la CNIL: Si rien n'est poursuivi, rien n'est imposé, la protection des données est ignoré pour faire des profits faramineux.
franceinfo.fr/interne…

"Personne n'est épargné" : le nombre de violations de données a atteint un record en 2025, affirme la Cnil
En 2026, la tendance semble s'accélérer, puisque l'autorité a déjà relevé plus de 2 730 violations sur le seul premier trimestre. Ces derniers mois, les fuites de données d'ampleur significative se sont multipliées.

@cdarwin@c.im
2026-06-19 18:14:17

it was pulled and banned in Pittsburgh - because Ukrainians protested furiously.
Apparently inside the Ukrainian egg is the soul of Jesus Christ.
apobangpo.space/@jodmentum/116

Jōd (@jodmentum@apobangpo.space)
@stevewfolds@mastodon.world @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org years ago I did a commercial for Mars Easter Eggs and compared them to Ukrainian eggs. We said inside a Mars Easter egg was nougat and creamy caramel and then smashed a Ukrainian egg with a sledge hammer and said "Inside? nothing." A few days after it aired it was pulled and banned in Pittsburgh - because Ukrainians protested furiously. Apparently inside the Ukrainian egg is the soul of Jesus Christ. Oops. 🫠

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-18 12:08:08

When Abraham's monotheism arrived in the Near East, demanding that only one fruit be sold in the souk, the sly Canaanite deity sneaked underground and hid in languages spoken by millions of Abraham's disciples.

@presseportal_pol_NDS@frawas.de
2026-05-20 08:38:10

POL-NI: Auffahrunfall auf der B 441 in Leese - zwei Personen leicht verletzt Leese (ots) - (Thi) Am Dienstagnachmittag ist es auf der Stolzenauer Straße (B 441) in Leese zu einem Auffahrunfall zwischen einem Pkw und einem Linienbus gekommen. Zwei Personen wurden hierbei leicht verletzt. Nach bisherigen Erkenntnissen befuhr ...

POL-NI: Auffahrunfall auf der B 441 in Leese - zwei Personen leicht verletzt
Leese (ots) - (Thi) Am Dienstagnachmittag ist es auf der Stolzenauer Straße (B 441) in Leese zu einem Auffahrunfall zwischen einem Pkw und einem Linienbus gekommen. Zwei...

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-06-18 23:51:55

Apparently 47 is the age when you start not caring about spelling errors in your social media posts anymor

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-04-20 04:02:17

Yeah, this is fine and normal. Please, give Palantir access to all your citizens’ data.
#palantir

Palantir (@PalantirTech)
Because we get asked a lot. The Technological Republic, in brief. 1. Silicon Valley owes a moral debt to the country that made its rise possible. The engineering elite of Silicon Valley has an affirmative obligation to participate in the defense of the nation. 2. We must rebel against the tyranny of the apps. Is the iPhone our greatest creative if not crowning achievement as a civilization? The object has changed our lives, but it may also now be limiting and constraining our sense of the po…

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-07-18 11:31:45

Google is struggling apparently with releasing the next version of Gemini.
bloomberg.com/news/articles/20

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-05-19 22:44:06

Since when did autumn become dangerous?
Anyway, one of a myriad reasons I don’t log into LinkedIn (except, apparently, to self-promote, which is the whole reason it exists).

A LinkedIn connection request, profile name redacted, but with description: “Two Brands. 1 Purpose; Attract, Assess & Acquire the best SALES talent for growth. Be Limitless.” The message: “Hey Adrian, How're things going at Self Employed? The reason I ask, we're working with a global fall protection company that is looking for Sr Digital Marketing Manager and thought you'd want to learn more. Let me know and I can flip over the job over?”