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Vorbeiflug an Erde 2029: Mehrere Landungsmissionen auf Apophis geplant
Der Asteroid Apophis wird im Frühjahr 2029 sehr nah an der Erde vorbeifliegen. Mehrere Sonden sollen in diesem Zeitraum auf ihm landen.

Cam Skattebo apologizes for 'tasteless joke' about CTE https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7138885/2026/03/22/cam-skattebo-apologizes-cte-asthma-comments-giants-nfl/

Cardinal: Vance Privately Apologized To Me For Lying That Catholic Church Profits From Resettling Migrants - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/02/cardinal-vance-privately-apologized-to-me-for-lying-that-catholic-church-profits-from-resettling-migrants/

Skattebo sorry for 'tasteless joke' on CTE, asthma https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/48277686/giants-skattebo-apologizes-tasteless-joke-cte-asthma

Call for Guest Editors/Guest Edited Special/Themed Issues of The Apollonian https://call-for-papers.sas.upenn.edu/cfp/2026/01/19/call-for-guest-editorsguest-edited-specialthemed-issues-of-the-apollonian

Thinking of publishing a paper book with logical conundrums to recite to make the robot’s heads explode when the AI apocalypse comes; hoping that William Shatner writes the foreword.

I walked into this nice house yesterday, marched the family living there out at gunpoint, murdered all the neighbours, and took the whole block for myself.
Calm down, calm down, my name’s Israel.
Ah, right, no worries, you don’t have to apologise. I can see why you were confused and thought you might have had to get angry at me before you realised who I was. It was a silly mistake, think nothing of it. We both know you’d never criticise anything I do… you’re not antisemitic.

Microsoft acknowledges complaints about Windows 11, promising a reduction of "unnecessary" Copilot integrations, more control over updates, and more (Ed Bott/ZDNET)
https://www.zdnet.com/article/windows-users-are-angry-and-mi…

Microsoft announces sweeping Windows changes - but no apologies
Microsoft's Windows boss just sent out a long non-apology to frustrated Windows 11 users, promising big changes. Here's a translation of what you can really expect.

Michelle Obama Will Be Accepting Your Apologies Now
https://www.thebulwark.com/p/michelle-obama-accepting-your-apologies-now-food-guidelines-pyramid-rfk-milk

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/116110761175260521
I still can't believe that he published that.
It's completely unacceptable.
He should retract it and apologize.