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@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2025-07-13 15:39:36

There once was a lass from Nantucket
Whose hairdo came from a bleach bucket
She let Epstein go free,
Trump said "You're my A.G.!"
But now MAGA-world wants her to suck it

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-09-10 20:01:21

Me too!
#Bleach #anime

@mgorny@pol.social
2025-09-10 20:05:59

Ja też taki będę!
#Bleach #anime

Uśmiechnięta dziewczyna w anime trzyma przed sobą rysunek zatytułowany "ja w przyszłości". Na nim przedstawia siebie jako robota na gąsienicach, na tle płonącego miasta. Zamiast rąk ma szczypce, w miejsce piersi rakiety (jedną wystrzeloną, z ciągnącym się za nią różowym dymem), kwadratowe usta i puste oczy, pod którymi czarne kreski przypominają cieknący olej. No i całkowicie normalne rude włosy. Z tyłu z wygiętej rury wydechowej leci żółty dym, a obok niego zielony, sugerujący drugą rurę wydec…
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-09-10 14:40:06

“According to our president, there’s only two genders..."
Also according to him experiments with injecting bleach, shining UV lights up your ass, hydroxychloroquine, etc. should be pursued. I hope said student is following that advice too.
theguardian.c…

Children’s literature professor fired by Texas university over ‘gender’ content
Texas A&M also removes two senior administrators from roles after student’s video sparked Republican pressure

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-08-17 09:48:40

🧼 From 'MMS' to 'aerobic oxygen,' why drinking bleach has become a dangerous wellness trend
theconversation.com/from-mms-t

From ‘MMS’ to ‘aerobic oxygen’, why drinking bleach has become a dangerous wellness trend
Chlorine dioxide, sold as a “miracle” cure under names like MMS, is not medicine. It’s toxic, unregulated and can be fatal. Here’s what you need to know.

@Defiance@sfba.social
2025-08-04 01:11:21

Started watching this on Hulu and it's precisely my kind of dark humor.
Creator Kat Sadler described the show as “a family sitcom about trauma, but it’s more about us being narcissistic losers who are pathetically obsessed with what people think about us.”
#streaming #tvshows

Promotional image of Hulu/BBC sitcom "Such Brave Girls". Show titled in large yellow letters, centered on a picture of the three main characters; a red headed mom, a bleach blonde daugther on the right, and dark haired woman in lower left corner
@fennek@cyberplace.social
2025-09-03 04:45:36

What the f are you disgusting people doing with your mice.
@… social.jenna.app/@jennamagius/

Post by jennamagius, @jennamagius@social.jenna.app
Computer mice should be IP67 so you can give them bleach baths

@thopan@norden.social
2025-06-25 19:47:35

Aktueller Titel: Grundeis – Bleach
#DunkleEchos – jetzt live bei mixcloud.com/live/thopan

THOPAN on Mixcloud Live
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@dav@social.maleo.uk
2025-08-19 15:38:39

I can’t wait until the blond tips I have left are mostly grown out so I can re-bleach my hair. I’m in that taint period where, because it’s routinely kept short, it’s not long enough to do just the roots but cutting the blond out would serve convict.