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@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-18 21:58:15

Terminei a correção até a segunda questão deste bolo de provas (Chico Feliz).
Contando com os subitens, são doze questões no total (Chico Triste).

@sakhavi@aoir.social
2026-05-21 22:56:12

Oh whew “no direct threat to life or infrastructure”
theguardian.com/us-news/2026/m

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-05-21 23:01:28

US homeland security put out alert on comedian who created parody ICE tip website (Aura Bogado/The Guardian)
theguardian.com/us-news/2026/m
memeorandum.com/260521/p132#a2

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has circulated a
“Be on the Lookout” alert to law enforcement nationwide,
targeting a comedian whose satire of US immigration enforcement went viral.
The subject of the alert, known as a “Bolo”, was
Ben Palmer, a Nashville-based standup comedian and prankster who created a parody anti-immigration tip website.
His revealing videos of calls with members of the public who thought they were reporting immigrants to US Immigr…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 17:08:33

RE: masto.pt/@MaisTecnologia/11646
O ditado: "Hoje fui comer bolo Š pastelaria e encontrei lš a Gertrudes, que me disse que o António tinha tido sexo com a Anabela."
O que a IA escreve "Hoje fui comer um tolo Š cha…

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-24 16:49:48

Preciso terminar de corrigir estas provas, mas o gato estš um grude e carente de atenção. Acabou de deitar na mesa, em cima do bolo de provas, e estš exigindo carinho. 😬