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@bici@mastodon.social
2026-02-10 02:30:50

Oh say can you see by the television's glowing light,
What so loudly we rage at the halftime show's streaming?
Whose broad swipes and bright screens through the performative fight,
O'er the comments we scroll, always angrily screaming?
And the outrage we share, the hot takes everywhere,
Gave proof through the night that our team was still there;
Oh say does that star-spangled banner still wave,
O'er the land of live TV and the home of the st…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-11 01:34:41

9 horas. Foi o tempo que isto levou a chegar cš.
(Provavelmente por ter estado inativo tanto tempo. Julgo eu)
fed.brid.gy/r/https://lampadam

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-11 17:29:59

Oh. Parece que morreu o John Varley.
Um autor de FC americano de segunda linha com alguns livros publicados em Portugal. Toda a série Gaea (uma trilogia que a Europa-América publicou em 6 volumes) é muito boa.
fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-02 03:00:01

Certo dia, um bêbado esperava um ``Sussuarana'' no ponto de ônibus. O
tal aparece. E o bêbado sobe ``a bordo''. Então, começou a falar com o
cobrador:
-- ``Se meu pai fosse um gato, eu seria um gatinho!
Se meu pai fosse uma pomba, eu seria uma pombinha!
Se meu pai fosse um cachorro, eu seria um cachorrinho!''
O cobrador, que jš estava louco da vida, perguntou:
-- E se seu pai fosse um viado?
O bêbado respondeu:

@saraislet@infosec.exchange
2026-01-04 16:05:47

Oh no: "‘Foldy Bird’ uses your foldable hinge to play Flappy Bird, and it hurts my soul"
"If you don’t end up breaking your phone from a low-stakes rage quit, playing this game enough will surely do that for you."
9to5google.com/2026/01/03/flap

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-01-01 13:00:46

🎜 When's the chorus? You may well ask. I'm sure it's long overdue.
🎝 Don't hold your breath. Hmm: 42 poudriere jobs ahead in the queue.
🎜 It's all good, I'll just skip the chorus. Build my own stuff from ports.
🎝 So, what's up next? What's new? I dunno. Oh, right! pkgbase, of course.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-03 12:06:32

How Bears quarterbacks coach J.T. Barrett connects with Caleb Williams nytimes.com/athletic/6936465/2

Donald Trump says he will move to close Washington’s Kennedy Center performing arts venue for two years starting in July for construction.
Trump’s announcement on social media Sunday night follows a wave of cancellations since Trump ousted the previous leadership and added his name to the building.
The proposal, he said, is subject to approval by the board of the Kennedy Center, which has been stocked with his hand-picked allies.
Leading performing arts groups have pulled ou…

@sncf_ligne_l@lepoulsdumonde.com
2026-01-06 17:50:04

En raison d’une alerte orange Neige/Verglas de Météo France, le trafic des bus de remplacement de la soirée/nuit du 06 au 07 janvier est annulé sur les axes Versailles-Rive-Droite/Saint-Nom-la-Bretèche.
Nous vous invitons dans la mesure du possible a reporter votre voyage, ou a emprunter les derniers trains.
Les derniers trains Š circuler normalement :
- Au départ de Paris Saint-Lazare vers Versailles Rive Droite : 22h26
- Au départ de Versailles Rive Droite vers Paris S…

@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2026-01-30 04:26:29

My first reaction: Ooh, he's right. $3/month is a deal.
My second reaction: Hey, there's a deal for an annual subscription.
My third reaction: Whoa! I could get it in an RSS feed so my email isn't overloaded.
Ok, you got me.
fed.bri…