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@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-19 04:55:55

Rams star Puka Nacua apologizes for antisemitic dance on livestream (The Athletic)
nytimes.com/athletic/6900166/2
memeorandum.com/251218/p143#a2

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-15 04:23:57

Being a kitty is exhausting!

"Our cat after a long hard day of doing absolutely nothing."

Video by dextheorangecat showing an orange cat laying on its back underneath some blankets and getting pampered and pet on the face by its human until the kitty falls asleep.

As Republicans try to pin blame for shutdown damage on Democrats,
they are hailing a federal bureaucracy they normally bash as wasteful and overreaching.
nytimes.com/2025/10/06/us/poli

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-07 22:19:38

Series B, Episode 05 - Pressure Point
ARLE: No hurry.
BERG: Let's get back and report.
ARLE: We've got nothing to report. If we could get back and tell Kasabi what's INSIDE the zone-
BERG: She said as far as the security boundary.
blake.torpidity.net/m/205/4

Claude Sonnet 4 describes the image as: "This image shows two people in military-style camouflage clothing positioned among tall grass in what appears to be a rural, countryside setting. The scene has the appearance of a military or wartime scenario, with dense hedgerows and vegetation visible in the background. The individuals are crouched or positioned low among the golden-brown grass, suggesting they may be in a reconnaissance or tactical situation. The lighting and overall aesthetic of the …
@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com
2025-10-08 00:43:30
Content warning: misogyny, domestic violence

Just heard an ad for Danny Dyer's podcast which said it is sponsored by Johnson's Baby.
Did Kenvue (the owner of that brand) forget the time in April 2010 when Danny Dyer in his role as agony uncle for Zoo magazine advised a man to cut his ex girlfriend's face so that no one else would want her?

A scanned image from a printed magazine article. The article reads:

ASK DANNY!

I'm 23, not a bad-looking bloke with a decent job, but I broke up with my missus a few months ago and can't get over her. She seems to be doing fine. Any advice?
ALEX, MANCHESTER

You've got nothing to worry about, son. I'd suggest going out on a rampage with the boys, getting on the booze and smashing anything that moves. Then, when some bird falls for you, turn the tables and break her heart. Of course, the other…
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-25 17:26:22

Brock Purdy shriveled on 'Monday Night Football.' 49ers need him to bounce back in a hurry nytimes.com/athletic/6836642/2

The A.I. insurance market is in its infancy, but Mr. Kvist says mainstream insurers are lining up to back him.
One of his clients is a job recruiting company that uses A.I. to sift through candidates.
“Which is great, but you can now discriminate at a scale we’ve never seen before,” Mr. Kvist said.
“It’s a breeding ground for class-action lawsuits.”
Mr. Kvist believes the work he is doing now will lay the foundation for more complex A.I. insurance policies to come.

@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social
2025-11-02 16:47:30

Meine Prognose für das BSW: Die Namensgeberin wird abtreten. Sie kann keine Verantwortung und Personalführung. Das ist nicht ihr Ding. Sie liebt Opposition und ihre persönliche Freiheit zu sagen und zu machen was sie will viel zu sehr. Letztens bei Lanz hat sie ausserdem ein sehr fragwürdiges Demoktratieverständnis zum Besten gegeben. Die ist jetzt endgültig in der Schwurbler-Ecke verschwunden.

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2025-10-04 00:43:28

Came across this opinion piece today, and I suspect it may be too late to save America. The author states that in 200 days Democrats need to take back power in order to combat Trump. But Trump is already doing what he wants without any intervention by the House or Senate, and the Supreme Court is allowing it. IMO, it's 50/50 that Midterm Elections happen at all, or they will be heavily manipulated by Trump's thugs so that they're meaningless. He's telling Americans what his plans are when he shows off his MAGA 2028 hats.
You know what nations feel like living next to Russia feel like? We are very likely to find out.
#YouHadaGoodRunAmerica
theguardian.com/commentisfree/

Like all the rest of the lawless authoritarianism,
this Article III constitutional crisis is really an Article I crisis.
Congress could end it all at literally any time,
through normal legislation.
Doing that must be item #1
skywriter.blue/pages/did:plc:q…