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@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-21 03:00:02

I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had
to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights. Now it looks
like I'm the only one moving.
I was pulled over for speeding today. The officer said, "Don't you know
the speed limit is 55 miles an hour?" And I said, "Yes, but I wasn't going
to be out that long."
I put a new engine in my car, but didn…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 19:26:10

Is anyone maintaining an active list of hotels chains hosting ICE? I want to make sure folks know what companies are profiting from fascist terrorism.
These folks have no shame. But they do care about losing business.
Original post: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6yde3

@rachel@norfolk.social
2025-11-05 18:27:41

So, today I learned they don’t have LED matrix headlights in USA. Honestly, they are absolutely the best thing ever for driving at night, not least because I’ve never dazzled another car since getting them.