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@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2026-07-20 11:55:06

#TIL "rejection cake" 'a cake that someone decorates and shares on social media after their application to a university has been rejected, usually as a light-hearted way of showing their disappointment'🤨

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-06-15 00:23:48

I made a cake yesterday and it wasn't great, not that good really. It's okay I guess. The issue is that we've had two cakes from Sendik's this month and this one doesn't compare to those.
Also, I don't really make cakes that often. It's probably been a few years since I made a cake.
It also didn't help that I mis-measured when making the frosting and had to then try to make my own powdered sugar.

A cake I made. It's not great.
A cake I made. It's not great.
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-06-21 17:42:39

@… let them all bicker, or eat cake, or something, until the cows come home. (<ph…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-05-04 10:25:16

Aww… just look at how happy they are, though, at the thought of murdering Palestinians.
Doesn’t it just warm your heart?
aljazeera.com/video/newsfeed/2

Birthday greetings for President Trump as he turns 80
– from Greta Thunberg, Piers Morgan and more
Let him eat cake!
theguardian.com/us-news/ng-int

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-07-20 13:46:21

RE: worldkey.io/@LibrarianRA/11695
Immediately seeking the expert opinion from @…
When considering cake, is…

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-21 04:58:07

I'd love to get my hands on that recipe for "chocolate cake" and "bundt cake". 🍰
#DOJ #Florida #JackSmith #recipe #cake #euphemism

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-05-18 19:05:50

RE: mastodon.social/@heidilifeldma
There will surely be — must already be! — many other such efforts sneaking under the radar, exploiting the marginalized, or cake-walking past the indifferent.
The thing about having trillions of investment dollars behind your industry is that you don’t really even need a marketing •strategy• per se; you just need to flood the zone, flood the containers of society and see where the leaks are. Efforts like the one in the linked @… article only need to succeed 1 time in 100 to pay off, because once you’ve got the data you can milk it forever.

@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2026-07-07 21:47:42

Double orange cake with fruit and crème fraiche. At the bon papillion in Edinburgh, where the presentation is just as important as the (excellent) taste.
#Mardipatisserie

Blue and white crockery, tea set and cake plate. Wedge of cake with a thin glaze, a raspberry, sliced strawberry and some blueberries, and a dollop of creme fraiche.
@compfu@mograph.social
2026-07-13 17:08:17

Went to the Japandult, a small Japanese fair in Munich („dult“ is an old Bavarian term for fair). It was nice but also expensive. 15€ to get in. They had some cultural shows (rap, flute music, a presentation from a Samurai school) and booths with handcrafts. Lots of anime plushies. Handmade, yes, but also cliche. You could buy some not so common snacks and sweets and they had a food truck with Takoyaki (balls filled with octopus)

Entrance of the Japandult fair in Munich. The glass front of a modern business building sports a large Banner. The logo on it is a cartoon cat with a pretzel on a red circle.
Closeup of the desk of a female calligrapher. She is currently finishing a name written in Kanji. There are pots with colorful powder and sponges on her desk that she used to add a dash of pink and green color to the piece of paper she is writing on.
Top down photo of a small Japanese cake and a spoon. The cake is round and approximately palm-sized. It is bright green due to the Macha flavor and is topped with cream, a piece of chocolate and pieces of dried strawberries. The cake is placed on a tiny cardboard tray held by a person but you only see parts of their hands.
@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2026-06-12 19:43:52

Please. theonion.com/i-work-very-hard-

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-06-17 18:40:30

10 Vegan Banana Recipes That Aren’t Banana Bread #plantbased

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-28 22:55:45

her: [coming at me with a cheap plastic rain jacket]
me: "no, I don't want to try it on"
her: "I'm actually going to smother you with it"
her: [places it over my head]
me: "ah, finally, the sweet release of death"
her: "omg you look like a KKK member"
9yo: [singing a k-pop (Itzy) song] 🎶 "cake cake cake" 🎶

Me (a white guy w/ glasses sitting on a couch with eyes closed and a black shirt) with a yellow rain coat draped over me. The yellow hood comes up to a point, looking like a wizard hat (according to the 9yo) or something.
@ruth_mottram@fediscience.org
2026-04-29 20:10:30

DON’T ASK US ABOUT:
rocks
troll’s with sticks
All sorts of dragons
Mrs. Cake
Huje green things with teeth
Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
Rains of spaniel’s.
fog.
Mrs. Cake
mas.to/@carnage4life/116489789
carnage4life@mas.to - The system prompt for OpenAI’s Codex CLI includes instructions never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other animals or creatures unless asked by the user.
Some say this is because GPT-5.5 has been known to ramble on about creatures unprompted. 😬
arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/ope

@keithp@fosstodon.org
2026-06-14 22:39:43

The delights of berry season are in full swing here. Here's a simple blueberry buckle recipe I tried this week.
1 ¼ c flour
1 ½ tsp baking powder
¼ tsp table salt
1 can (14oz) sweetened condensed milk
½ c whole milk
8 tbsp unsalted butter, melted
10 oz blueberries
¼ c granulated sugar
Sift flour, bp, salt. Mix in milks and butter. Pour into buttered 9"x13" pan, top with berries and sugar.
Bake in 350°F oven until toothpick in…

Cake in glass baking pan studded with blueberries.
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-15 06:11:07

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Radio3Breakfast
Peter Maxwell Davies & Peter Maxwell Davies:
🎵 Farewell to Stromness (The Yellow Cake Revue)
#PeterMaxwellDavies
open.spotify.com/track/2DBggtu

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-05-13 08:23:20

“Some time later, pomegranate cake finished to the last crumb, third ‘Happy Guildsman’ tankard resting invitingly in front of me, I reflect that life is not so bad.”
#Thraxas

@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2026-06-12 19:22:33

@… I was tired but wanted to make a cake with some aniseed I recently bought, so I more or less jumped into the first recipe I found, which turned out to be a complete car crash - the English translation on the website isn't even the same as the Spanish!
I started to get suspicious when it wanted 2 *tablespoons* of baking powder and some other measurem…

a loaf cake, with a bit cut off the end
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-14 18:05:04

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Mother's Cake:
🎵 Love Your Smell
#NowPlaying #MothersCake
open.spotify.com/track/7ushCmT

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-06-01 18:01:48

I make a cake yesterday. It looks like crap but it was fine tasting. I’m not big into cakes because I’ve been focusing on bread but I’d like to improve on cakes.
(I made a weird icing so yeah, that part does not look good!)
#food #baking

An ugly cake.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-04 23:31:29

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cibo Matto:
🎵 Know Your Chicken (radio version)
#CiboMatto
chidowhouse-shop.bandcamp.com/
open.spotify.com/track/0YZGtZF

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-06-14 17:29:29

How OTAs Changed Dallas Cowboys' Running Back Depth Chart Ahead of Mandatory Minicamp si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/how-ot

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-05-05 23:03:09

#USpol #ballroom

screenshot of a post by colindmcintosh 4/27/26 

"Ballroom Republicans" is the perfect thing to brand them as. Every single Democrat should be repeating "Ballroom Republicans" over and over and over again. 

It is worse than "let them eat cake" — while you can't pay rent or get healthcare or find a job, the GOP is completely and utterly absorbed with building a fucking ballroom for their lavish DC parties. 

Ballroom Republicans
@mxp@mastodon.acm.org
2026-06-08 12:04:13

Boekhandel Dominicanen is one of the sights in #Maastricht, and they also sell vinyls and CDs (!), so I bought two recent albums to add to my very small collection of Dutch #HipHop.

Album cover of “IJsland 2” by Abel & Sef, showing a hand in a white glove holding a cream cake.
Album cover of “Heilig” by Bob uit Zuid, showing the back of a posing female bodybuilder.
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-05-08 17:12:45

I wonder if folks in the US realise that when folks elsewhere see a photo like this we see fascism.
Not proto-fascism, nor maybe fascism, not is-he-really-doing-a-Hitler-salute fascism but here-and-now, full-fat, entire-chested fascism. @…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 07:19:51

OMFG INSTANT SNL CLASSIC 🤣
▶️ Shop TV: Lava Cake - SNL
#SNL

@jan_j@chaos.social
2026-05-08 14:09:34

Yeah, thanks @…. Great summary #AI

Screenshot of the AI summary that mobile Firefox offered me. It’s the headline of the New York Times article but then just a list of ingredients for baking cake - I guess.
Also Shell corporation made $7 billion in profit
@Simone21@mastodon.social
2026-05-05 07:44:09

Guten Morgen, liebe @… ,
Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag und Danke für all die morgendlichen Lacher wegen Deiner Cartoons! 🤗🙏❤️
Bitte boosten für viiiiele Geburtstagsglückwünsche! 🙏

a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock celebrating a birthday with a cake

Bild von Snoopy, der vor einer Geburtstagstorte sitzt. Woodstock fliegt über die  Torte und zündet die Kerzen auf der Torte an.
@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-05-30 14:07:30

Starting into vacation with a nice 3h cycling loop. Followed by apple cake and cappuccino 😍
Life could be worse.
#cycling #sylvenstein #bayern

View over the Sylvenstein reservoir in bavaria, Germany
@pkraus@berlin.social
2026-05-07 20:11:48

So now I know why the dentist tells you not to eat for a while after having an anesthetic: three hours later, I managed to chew up my lower lip at lunch so bad, it looks like I got botox injections. The cake was good though. Fkn worth it baby.

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2026-05-02 18:29:25

I took a ride around the Elbe to ease my troubled mind

Outdoor Cycle
Saturday, 2. May 2026 at 12:58
Tracked with Daniel's ó Watch

Total Time: 5:59:07
Distance: 105km
Avg Speed: 17,55km/hr
Elevation Gain: 249m
Active Energy: 3.119kcal
Equivalent: one cake 
Avg Heart Rate: 151bpm
Max Heart Rate: 178bpm
Windmills
A plane!
A ship
@dnddeutsch@pnpde.social
2026-05-29 08:33:26

@… tell me about it and your favorite lemon cake recipe

@mariyadelano@hachyderm.io
2026-07-19 00:09:42

A little guitar guy and a cake using new #Posca #AcrylicMarkers #art

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-05-03 15:33:33

You know you’re getting older when your vanity #grocery store purchases shift from “damn that cake looks good as hell, I’mma get that” to “damn that dust #mop is only $10 and it’s twice as big as the #Swiffer, this …

@ronaldsnijder@mastodon.social
2026-05-29 13:59:42

Enjoy the #weekend. For instance with a healthy salad... #chocolate

A large chocolate cake in a display. In front a sign: "Ceasar Salad"
@davej@dice.camp
2026-06-29 21:03:58

RE: #AltText.

A post by din-and-standard, dated Aug 18, 2022:

“Due to various scheduling issues of living across the country and being adults none of my friends except one could make it to my birthday so we decided to buy a cake and serve it to the people at a bar to just create a birthday party. Which worked pretty well until my friend excitedly went ‘Do you know what happened on this very important day?’ to announce my birthday only for one girl to interrupt them even more excitedly with ‘The day Germany …
@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 21:47:22

I checked out this spam follower on Bluesky, and while the account as a whole is pretty bizarre I think "some progressives are bad people because they don't add helpandsearch to their browser" takes the cake

Bluesky post by @helpandsearch.com: I am kind of progressive but I said some progressives are  bad people because they don't add helpandsearch to their browser but a lot of right wingers are worse because in youtube videos about homelessness they talk against the homeless people. Homeless people here will be the highest in Heaven.
@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2026-04-27 12:58:28

Louie turned 2 yesterday!
#Mondog #DogsOfMastodon #doodle

A small golden doodle sits on a chair at a table in front of a green plastic dinner plate containing a tiny 2-layer homemade cake with two lit candles on top
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-06-13 12:12:11

How OTAs Changed Dallas Cowboys' Running Back Depth Chart Ahead of Mandatory Minicamp si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/how-ot

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-05-31 14:40:58

Greets from today's #cycling loop. It's been a great time outside. Friendly cyclists, super views. Some rests to have a snack and refill water.
And at the end some cake 😋
#kochelsee #dasblaueland

This image captures a breathtaking and serene lakeside landscape, blending the tranquility of water with the grandeur of mountains.

 The foreground is adorned with delicate white wildflowers, their petals adding a touch of softness and natural beauty to the scene. The flowers are in sharp focus, drawing the viewer's attention to their intricate details.

Beyond the flowers, a calm and expansive lake stretches out, its surface reflecting the surrounding mountains and the blue sky above. The wat…
‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-04-24 02:21:21

Dune: The Spice Cake must flow
#GlobalCuisineSciFi
#HashTagGames

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-02 12:21:20

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Mother's Cake:
🎵 Love Your Smell
#NowPlaying #MothersCake
open.spotify.com/track/29T0PK2

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-05-08 13:15:10

RE: #israel #palestine #netanyahu #gaza #genocide #apartheid
source video: independent.co.uk/news/world/m

@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 21:45:54

I checked out this spam follower on Bluesky, and while the account as a whole is pretty bizarre I think "some progressives are bad people because they don't add helpandsearch to their browser" takes the cake

Bluesky post by @helpandsearch.com: I am kind of progressive but I said some progressives are  bad people because they don't add helpandsearch to their browser but a lot of right wingers are worse because in youtube videos about homelessness they talk against the homeless people. Homeless people here will be the highest in Heaven.
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-18 09:28:14

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #EssentialClassics
Camille Saint‐Saëns, Louis Lortie, Bergen Philharmonic Orchestra & Neeme Järvi:
🎵 Wedding-Cake - Caprice-Waltz in A flat major Op.76
#CamilleSaintSaëns #LouisLortie
open.spotify.com/track/7b9x007

For the record, I've recently discovered that carrot cake and butter pecan ice cream are a wonderful combination.
#icecream #random #goodTogether #food

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-28 05:53:46

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Damien Jurado:
🎵 Cheryl's Cake
#DamienJurado
#newRelease 🆕 single
damienjurado.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2A7mk3G

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-06-28 07:14:28

„Wij gebruiken taal op de energie van een kopje koffie en een plakje cake. De huidige AI-modellen hebben daarvoor ongeveer een datacentrum met het energieverbruik van Almere nodig. Daarom vind ik een interessantere vraag: hoe bouw je een systeem dat hetzelfde taalgedrag vertoont met dezelfde energie-efficiëntie als een mens? AI-systemen leren om slim om te gaan met beperkte rekenkracht en energie blijft een enorme uitdaging.”
AI werd geboren toen er nog nauwelijks computers waren. Dat was zeventig jaar geleden, op deze zomerworkshop - NRC
nrc.nl/nieuws/2026/06/24/ai-we
Archive: archive.ph/3VI5H

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-29 07:09:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Radio3Breakfast
Camille Saint‐Saëns, Sir Stephen Hough, City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra & Sakari Oramo:
🎵 Wedding-cake Op.76
#CamilleSaintSaëns #SirStephenHough #SakariOramo #newRelease 🆕 album
open.spotify.com/track/4Zbonnz

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-24 17:48:37

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #InTune
Camille Saint‐Saëns, Sir Stephen Hough, City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra & Sakari Oramo:
🎵 Wedding-cake Op.76
#CamilleSaintSaëns #SirStephenHough #CityofBirminghamSymphonyOrchestra #SakariOramo