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@lindawoodrow@mastodon.social
2025-11-01 20:07:25

I live in a lovely neighbourhood. All my neighbours are interesting, kind, sane people. Except the madwoman across the road. Who came over to give me a serve about my fake furry spider hung in the carport and my basket of chocolates for the amazingly creatively costumed up kids who came calling. Cos apparently there was someone 100 years ago who weighed dying people and the lost 26 grams and that's the weight of a soul and my furry spider and chocolates were dooming mine and all those ki…

@padraig@mastodon.ie
2025-11-01 13:42:00

The annual "throwing chocolates and biscuits out that have been opened but sitting there for the last 5 years with the Best Before date being before 2020" has happened.
Some much space now.
#noxp

@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 17:39:03

Ich sage Doktorand*innen natürlich, dass sie mir keine Geschenke machen sollen, but who am I to refuse a small box of Belgian chocolates.

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-12-28 19:51:23

Here's one way to respond to the decline in church membership in the US...
"Two new ‘churches’ show Santa Cruz may be leading the next wave of psychedelics"
lookout.co/two-new-churches-sh

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-12-23 21:24:22

Oddly satisfying… also, I went to the doctor today, pain meds are on the way.

A bunch of chocolates in a square container.
@todbot@mastodon.social
2025-12-15 21:45:07

Hey cool, @… got me chocolates for the holidays (disclosure, I am ThingM and we send these out to our large customers. and our helpers. and me)

chocolate box with the ThingM logo surrounded by a wreath made from stylized blink(1) USB LED devices
‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2025-12-15 21:45:07

Hey cool, @… got me chocolates for the holidays (disclosure, I am ThingM and we send these out to our large customers. and our helpers. and me)

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-10 22:25:07

this is psychotic and now I desperately want pot noodle
mastodon.social/@fesshole/1153