32 years together, 27 married. She with a thick Arkansan accent, he with a weird Slavic-Penn Dutch combo dialect that at times led to genuinely comic misunderstanding. Language barrier aside, couldn’t have a better partner in life.
:chefkiss:https://theonion.com/bezos-wedding-guests-given-monogrammed-plastic-bottles-to-urinate-in-during-ceremony/
Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During CeremonyVENICE, ITALY—In a welcome bag filled with favors such as local chocolates, artisanal soaps, and scented candles, guests arriving for the wedding of Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez this week were reportedly given monogrammed plastic bottles in which to urinate during the ceremony. “Because guests will be strictly prohibited from leaving the room […]