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@mikebabyak@musicians.today
2025-05-07 19:48:35

32 years together, 27 married. She with a thick Arkansan accent, he with a weird Slavic-Penn Dutch combo dialect that at times led to genuinely comic misunderstanding. Language barrier aside, couldn’t have a better partner in life.

Pink roses in a vase next to a bottle of wine; chocolates and a card below. On a teak kitchen table, green foliage visible in the windows behind.
@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2025-06-27 16:13:53

:chefkiss:
theonion.com/bezos-wedding-gue

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony
VENICE, ITALY—In a welcome bag filled with favors such as local chocolates, artisanal soaps, and scented candles, guests arriving for the wedding of Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez this week were reportedly given monogrammed plastic bottles in which to urinate during the ceremony. “Because guests will be strictly prohibited from leaving the room […]