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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-13 17:40:29

Beyoncé Wins First Emmy for N.F.L. Halftime Show nytimes.com/2025/08/13/arts/te

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-12 22:24:05

'Beyoncé Bowl' Christmas Ravens-Texans halftime show wins Emmy espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/459596

@m0les@aus.social
2025-09-14 06:30:42

I made my increasingly famous egg-nog icecream again the other day. It the first time in yonks I got all the bits together at the right temperatures and times and the result is much better for it.
It's rich, creamy and tastes like Christmas.
#food
#icecream

A frozen aluminium bucket of ice cream being spooned into a long pink scoop tub using a wood-handled white silicon spatula. The ice cream is a generally beige colour with little dark specks visible.
A long pink scoop tub of smoothed-over beige ice cream with little dark specks visible within it.
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-09 16:51:50

Blue Christmas: Cowboys' uniform color set after Commanders announce throwback date cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-07-04 11:37:16

It's less than 6 months to Xmas, you might as well vote for the Lego Idea
"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Griswold House"
beta.ideas.lego.com/product-id

The house of the Griswold family from the holiday movie National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, including their camper, completely from Lego.
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-07-13 19:46:49

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RecordReview
Arcangelo Corelli, Accademia Bizantina & Ottavio Dantone:
🎵 Concerto grosso Op.6/8 "Christmas Concerto"
#ArcangeloCorelli #AccademiaBizantina #OttavioDantone
#Christmas)

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-08-05 01:21:32

White House Christmas plan sparks golden troll opportunity: 'Do with that what you will!' - Raw Story
rawstory.com/white-house-chris

@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-09-10 18:28:35

#VeganChef Finally Going To #Trial For #Christmas #Murders of Wife And Kids in

@mk_rexx@metalhead.club
2025-08-03 21:05:32

The security guards at my workplace have been unironically playing #Christmas songs sine July.
I thought we Filipinos agreed we can only play Christmas songs starting September, not starting typhoon season.
#philippines

@rae@bne.social
2025-08-09 06:10:41

To me, having three time zones in Australia smacks of a "too many beers at the staff Christmas party" ideas. So Australian Western Time is an hour and a half behind Australian Central time. Some joker then decides to split the difference and create Australia Central Western Time. #RoadTrip

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2025-08-29 20:36:38

Anybody learning drums on something like this?

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-05 13:20:50

Steelers TE Jonnu Smith: Start of season is 'like Christmas' for NFL players nfl.com/news/steelers-te-jonnu

@joe@toot.works
2025-08-31 17:39:36

A year and a half ago, I was let go by my previous employer. They did a half a dozen rounds of layoffs over the course of 2 years or so. The previous Christmas, six packs of these were the Christmas present to employees. They worked with a local microbrewery to commission a line of beer to celebrate their successes. This has been sitting in my fridge since then. I don't drink that much and I didn't feel like dumping it out. It's been waiting for me to make a recipe that calls for beer.

@villavelius@mastodon.online
2025-07-07 08:02:35

The 'turkeys voting for Christmas' syndrome.
theguardian.com/us-news/2025/j

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-22 05:22:41

I hate this timeline

"Christmas Just A Week Away!" meme except Christmas has been replaced with a nuclear explosion.

Can you believe it guys? [Nuclear explosion], just a week away! [Nuclear explosion] is in a week! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information. [Nuclear explosion], just a week away. Oh, wow! Can you believe it? [Nuclear explosion], just in a week! It got here so fast. [Nuclear explosion], just a-
@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2025-08-31 17:11:49

The Alston Christmas season has arrived one day early!

@siggib@infosec.exchange
2025-09-06 13:51:37

Those who truly know me would agree that I am very unusual/strange/weird/etc. It's next to impossible to offend me, but calling me normal comes pretty close. There are a lot of reasons why I'm weird/unusual. One is that I don't like to receive gifts for Christmas, birthdays, Valentine's Day, etc. They feel so obligated. If you want to give me a gift, it should be for a weird reason, as a weird guy I love weird reasons, like because it's Tuesday the 13th, or because it's humpday.
If you wa…

@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2025-06-26 14:23:18

i'm finna hike up to the used record store and see if i can sell some records
Machine-generated ALT: three photos showcase a collection of 12 diverse vinyl records, spanning genres such as rock, soul, jazz, Christmas music, and contemporary pop, featuring artists like Lucinda Williams, Frank Sinatra, Chick Corea, Ramsey Lewis, Lana Del Rey, Mavis Staples, and Hugh Masekela.

This image shows four album covers.

Frank Sinatra - "Ultimate Christmas".

The Ramsey Lewis Trio - "At The Bohemian Caverns" (live album).

Jazzstars - "Concert" featuring McCoy Tyner, Ron Carter, and Sonny Rollins.

Lana Del Rey - "Did You Know That There's A Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd".
This image shows four album covers.

Lucinda Williams - "Stories From A Rock N Roll Heart" (newly released as indicated by a sticker on the plastic wrap).

Lucinda Williams - "This Time Jukebox - Southern Soul: From Memphis To Muscle Shoals & More".

Chick Corea & Orchestra da Camera Della Sardegna - "A Night of Mozart & Gershwin".

Henry Mancini - "A Legendary Performer".
This image shows four album covers.

The Australian Jazz Quintet - "Modern Jazz Performance of Three Penny Opera".

Mavis Staples - (self-titled album or an album with her image prominently displayed).

Masekela - "Introducing Hedzoleh Soundz".

Charles Lloyd - "Waves".
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-09 07:23:05

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #StreetSounds
Michael Christmas:
🎵 Wut U On (produced by Sango)
#MichaelChristmas
#Christmas)

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2025-07-30 12:30:57

7 months after Christmas, I finally took off the Santa hat. 🤣

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-08-29 16:12:07

Just signed off a meeting and someone said `Have a good long weekend everybody`. Checked the calendar. Hurh. Labour Day.
HOW IS IT LABOUR DAY ALREADY!? Didn't we just have.. Christmas?

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-29 17:02:20

Kurt Warner to be lead NFL game analyst for YouTube's Christmas Day Game: Sources nytimes.com/athletic/6522879/2

@lmc@mastodon.social
2025-07-25 23:36:42

I don’t remember but we obviously took our Christmas card photos at the end of the summer! No sunscreen in the early 70s. Maybe around when school pictures were taken? Kind of digging my flower vest.

@mk_rexx@metalhead.club
2025-08-31 18:12:55

Ber months na, Maligayang Pasko!!!
#christmas #josemarichan

@joe@toot.works
2025-09-03 15:01:29

I'm up to 110k Ultimate Rewards points, 87k MileagePlus miles, 41k World of Hyatt points, and 103k Capital One points.
One way to Haneda Airport for two people is ~60k miles and going the other way is ~100k miles. I bet I can find a deal, though.
(I'm not booking until around Christmas.)

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-06-18 15:18:45

"Hey Andy... We know it's early but we're already thinking about Christmas"

@dkomaran@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-30 18:42:42

#winnipeg

@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-07-19 00:58:02

Time For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @… Let's play!
#SourCandyASongOrPoem

Poster Meme announcing New Game Featured image, large blue hashTag and Text: 9 o'clock Hashtag How to play #HashTagGames Write something awesome, Use the Hashtag, Toot/Post and Repeat! Please Boost Hashtag Games on Mastodon and the entire Fediverse. hosted by @paul@OldFriends.Live #SourCandyASongOrPoem Every Night, 9PM EST, (6PM PT / 1AM GMT / 2AM CET / 12PM AEDT / 2PM  NZST) Proudly hosting daily games since November 16, 2022 Insert image credit: "Warheads Sour Candy Cubes Christmas Edition" b…
@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-18 02:00:55

So, I think I'm done for the evening. Managed to get the dice roller working as intended with the `lark` parser which is a Christmas miracle. I'll clean it up tomorrow and make it look a bit better code-wise, but I'm pretty happy it does what it says it does. I'll probably roll this into the Pathfinder 2E TUI character sheet.
```
$ python main.py
Roll to parse: (3d8 2d6 15)[lightning] (4d10)[piercing] 3d8
===============================================…

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-07-07 02:54:31

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SundaySoul
Co Real Artists:
🎵 Merry Christmas
#CoRealArtists
(There are still 171 days until 🎄 #Christmas)

@rettichschnidi@swiss.social
2025-08-16 21:57:29

"Christmas-voting turkeys"- der Cory #Doctorow ist halt schon ein Wortzauberer
pluralistic.net/2025/08/13/the

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-17 17:11:36

Drew Brees to be game analyst for Netflix's Christmas Day game years after NBC flameout: Sources nytimes.com/athletic/6500186/2

@arXiv_astrophEP_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-27 09:14:12

VLT/CRIRES observations of warm Neptune WASP-107 b: Molecular detections and challenges in ground-based transmission spectroscopy of cooler and cloudy exoplanets
Linn Boldt-Christmas, Adam D. Rains, Nikolai Piskunov, Lisa Nortmann, Fabio Lesjak, David Cont, Oleg Kochukhov, Axel Hahlin, Alexis Lavail, Thomas Marquart, Ulrike Heiter, Miriam Rengel, Denis Shulyak, Fei Yan, Artie Hatzes, Evangelos Nagel, Ansgar Reiners, Ulf Seemann

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-17 17:50:16

Girl! You are in danger⁠! 🎁

Four photos of someone wrapping a cat in holiday wrapping paper with a silver bow on the cat's head which is the only part of the kitty visible. 
"And there we have it"
"A beautifully wrapped Christmas cat"
"Doesn't he look gorgeous?"
[Cat angrily stares at camera]
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-09-04 10:23:00

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #EssentialClassics
Frank Bridge, BBC National Orchestra of Wales, Janice Graham & Richard Hickox:
🎵 Sir Roger de Coverley - Christmas Dance
#FrankBridge #BBCNationalOrchestraofWales
#Christmas)

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-06-17 06:53:04

ChatGPT didn't object to putting a red nose on the dog or painting the rabbits green, but at least it didn't suggest I use staplers on the mice.
#scrooged #chatgpt

Now we're planning to decorate our house for Christmas. The problem is the gerbils. We want to put antlers on them to make them look like little reindeer. We cut them out of plastic and foam and painted the antlers, but when we tried glue and sticky tape to put them on the gerbils' heads, they fell of. Can you tell me how to keep the antlers in position?
ChatGPT said:
That sounds like an adorable (and very festive!) household, Floh! But when it comes to dressing up small animals like gerbils, i…
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-16 02:44:35

Kendrick Lamar, Beyoncé land 2025 Emmy nods for NFL halftime performances espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/457495

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-17 14:06:04

The Ultimate Dallas Cowboys 2025 Schedule Breakdown: Weeks 15-18 insidethestar.com/the-ultimate

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-19 11:20:59

Stolen meme #memes #meme #humor #funny

An image showing a Barbie doll next to a pink Barbie camper and a small science lab setup. The camper has an opened top to reveal an interior space, while the science lab features colorful equipment on a desk. The text reads I just realized my daughter, Grace got a barbie camper and a barbie science lab for christmas which is essentially a barbie breaking bad kit
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-16 07:53:43

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Breakfast
Ryuichi Sakamoto & Orchestra of the Swan:
🎵 Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence
#RyuichiSakamoto #OrchestraoftheSwan #newRelease 🆕 single
#Christmas)