Tootfinder

The other day a friend came to the door (here in NYC) collecting signatures. She told me about how she'd been hit by a car on a street that had very briefly been closed to cars as an open street (fuck you Portofino's, I hope you go out of business for getting that open street shut down.) It fucked her leg all up; after surgery she's been having to do lots of physical therapy. She was still limping.
DOTs consider this a minor injury, barely worth working about.