@finlaydag33k@social.linux.pizza>Driving lorry yesterday.
>Put cruise control 65km/h on 80km/h road (could have gone faster but it was post-shift refueling duty so I just chilled road was kinda wonky).
>Moped on the bikelane.
>It catches up.
>It passes you.
>It gaps you.
>Suddenly see a cop car.
>*laughs*
(Mopeds are only allowed to go 45km/h, so if it overtakes me when I go 65km/h, it's defo not going 45km/h).
@gratianriter@bildung.social"The student’s education then becomes not a victory for their own self-improvement or -enrichment, but rather that the teacher conquered the student’s presumed inherent laziness, shiftiness, etc. to instill some kernel of a lesson."
#FediLZ
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@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca“Canada did not sign the letter, Environment and Climate Change Canada confirmed to CBC News Friday.”
Canada is a problem.
A huge problem.
Our Prime Minister is in the Middle East instead of COP. That's all you need to know.
We're all so screwed right now... the world... all of us.
Our leaders in ‘developed' countries cannot extricate their minds from the Fossil Fuel industry and it's going to kill us all, or at least a very large proportion of us.
#COP30 #CanPoli
https://www.cbc.ca/news/climate/cop30-showdown-9.6987443
@tinoeberl@mastodon.online"Diese #COP kann nicht ohne einen Plan für den fossilen Ausstieg enden", sagte Kolumbiens #Umweltministerin Irene Vélez Torres bei einer Pressekonferenz gestern Morgen und bekam für ihre Rede Standing Ovations.
@memeorandum@universeodon.comUN climate talks end with deal for more money to countries hit by climate change (Associated Press)
https://apnews.com/article/climate-cop30-brazil-talks-global-warming-17b1f32b1e3ac97f565553bc911b2a2c
http://www.memeorandum.com/251122/p61#a251122p61
@threeofus@mstdn.socialIt really isn’t up to much cop.
@veit@mastodon.socialToday is #WorldStatisticsDay, and the 20th anniversary of the European Statistics Code of Practice (CoP). This is a code of conduct that ensures that official statistics in Europe are produced and made available independently, with high data quality and according to the same standards:
@Dragofix@mastodontti.fiCOP30 lähestyy! 5 asiaa, jotka sinun tulisi tietää COP-kokouksista https://www.greenpeace.org/finland/blogit/ilmastonmuutos/cop30-lahestyy-5-asiaa-jotka-sinun-tulisi-tietaa-cop-kokouksista/
@samerfarha@mastodon.socialI’m pretty sure this guy in a car shit himself when the cop car that was behind him turned on the sirens and lights. They did go around him and sped off into the distance, but he’s gonna need new underwear.
@hex@kolektiva.socialHey everyone! It's free boosts for pictures of burning cop cars and ACAB memes day! Happy Luciafeest!
#ACABday
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.itYeah, local cops will definitely save us from the federal gestapo stormtroopers.. 🙄
https://gothamist.com/news/pennsylvania-cop-was-offered-a-free-sandwich-as-a-reward-to-arrest-luigi-mangione
@NFL@darktundra.xyzWhy did a former Jets wide receiver become a police officer? It starts with his heart https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6798459/2025/12/02/laveranues-coles-police-officer-nfl-jets/
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The Near Jazz Experience:
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#TheNearJazzExperience
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