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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-09-13 04:14:08

When I was little, my family hired a dogsitter to feed my dog while the family was out of town. They forgot to, so my dog survived on corn & veggies in the garden.
I learned from her, so I embraced the corny early on...

You're afraid to be corny, but I was born on the cob [Photo of an orange cat chomping down on some corn on the cob while looking at the camera[
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-31 12:30:14

how do we make less corny "phone bad" art in all mediums?

ooooh, shit, the classical statue lady gets her face spiked by phone