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@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-30 15:33:47

learn 👇

Few can write as well as Peters; he is a master of the form. Writing utensils Mark Peters has used: 1.2x4 2. bag of popcorn 3. bamboo cane 4. barbed wire 5. barbed wire-covered baseball bat 6. basketball 7. bed of nails 8. broken bottle 9. broom 10. bucket, 20 gallon 11. cardboard box 12. cardboard roll 13. candelabra (almost) 14. ceiling tiles 15. chainsaw 16. coffee, hot 17. cookie sheet 18. crutch 19. curtains 20. dumpster 21. exploding barbed wire plywood sheet 22. fi…
1985 - Mark Peters battles a vicious army of gigantic bugs. 1986 - Mark Peters finds a suitcase of drug money and goes on a spending spree. 1987 - Mark Peters peddles other people's experiences. 1988 - Mark Peters has an affair with a mysterious younger woman. 1989- Mark Peters and his warriors battle an evil dictator. 1990 - Mark Peters takes refuge on a movie set as a stuntman. 1991 - Mark Peters and a talking dinosaur solve a murder case. 1992 - Mark Peters hires a sleazy private eye …
Some of Mark Peters' nicknames: The Father of Frozen Foods The Father of Rock n' Roll The Father of Science Fiction America's Sweetie King of the Cowboys The Oomph Boy The Peekaboo Boy The Guy With The Hatchet The Guy With The Golden Curls Lucky Hoagy Buddy Bill Vampira The Stalker Gluey Zsa Zsa Woody Poppy Irondick Dippy Dawg Happy Rabbit
Mark Peters is better than other men because.. 1. Mark Peters is happy to snuggle all night long. 2. Mark Peters rarely has prickly whiskers. 3. Mark Peters always keeps your secrets. 4. You can always buy a bigger Mark Peters. 5. Mark Peters never bores you to death with details of the games. 6. Mark Peters can hug for long periods of time. 7. Mark Peters usually smells nice and is always soft and cuddly. 8. Mark Peters hardly ever smokes and rarely even smells from tobacco. 9. Mark P…
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 14:06:08

Stop. Giving. Power. To. Psychopaths.
mstdn.social/@GottaLaff/114738

Laffy (@GottaLaff@mstdn.social)
Attached: 1 image Wow. So it is all just one big reality show to him. Via ‪Bill Scher‬: Can u believe it dawg world blowin up an I get a front row seat wheeeeeeee

@adlerweb@social.adlerweb.info
2025-05-23 17:42:19

Ich kenne viele Arten, wie Firmen versuchen bezahlte Placements auf YouTube loszuwerden. Vom "wir zahlen XYZ€ fürs Video" über Affiliate und "aber es ist ja auch Werbung für dich" bis hin zum "yo-dawg-wir-sind-doch-Kumpel-und-deine-Viewer-bekommen-Rabatt"-Getue. Aber Eins bekommen eigentlich Alle hin: Sagen worum es geht. Die Tausendste Batterie. Der nächste 3D-Druck-Laser. Der Hunderdste Saugroboter (für den Boden). Der Dutzendste "Saugroboter" (nicht…