Tootfinder

In the end, the Guide concluded that Sol-3 was another datapoint in resolving the Fermi Paradox, revising the Drake Equation L down further.
Ford's notes read "mostly harmless" but Arthur found a Dick's Burgers napkin in a glovebox, with a scribbled note saying "the self-fulfilling DFPC is a particularly nasty bug."
"What's DFPC?", Arthur asked.
"Dark Forest Pareidolaic Collapse", said Zaphod.
"We see faces in t…

You know the Drake equation that estimates how many alien civilizations should be out there?
My boy Drake forgot to factor in how all civilizations crumble to dust because a majority of beings get chatbot psychosis and eventually nothing works anymore and everyone dies.