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Russian attacks in Dnipropetrovsk Oblast injure elderly man and woman: https://benborges.xyz/2024/03/17/russian-attacks-in.html

If you ordered "soy milk" in your latte at Safeway, the police would probably love to hear from you
https://www.denver7.com/news/front-range/fort-collins/man-ejaculated-on-food-while-em…

Man ejaculated on food while employed at Fort Collins Safeway, police chief says
A Fort Collins man currently facing 14 counts of indecent exposure is under investigation for allegedly ejaculating on food while he was an employee at Safeway.

Every time I worry that I'm actually getting dumber as time goes on, it turns out that I'm just becoming increasingly aware of my own stupidity, and, paradoxically, becoming less dumb! This is confirmed by looking at my past work and realizing that I could do better today.

🔊 #NowPlaying on fip
Nathan Melja & Dan Ifergan:
🎵 Stuntin like
#NathanMelja #DanIfergan
https://open.spotify.com/track/1Bl6406mtSNoGEcEenjvD6

Cowboys add veteran running back ahead of NFL Draft https://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/cowboys_add_veteran_running_back_ahead_of_nfl_draft/s1_17100_40245863

Cowboys add veteran running back ahead of NFL Draft
Ladies and gentlemen of Cowboys Nation, stop the presses. The Dallas Cowboys have signed an outside free agent. After an offseason filled with disappointment, this move may just bring further disappointment for fans who are fed up with the moves (or lack thereof) the front office has made. As first reported by ESPN NFL Nation reporter Todd Archer, the Cowboys have signed former Los Angeles Rams and Denver Broncos RB Royce Freeman. Freeman was drafted by the Denver Broncos in the 3rd round of th…

On my way to #SCaLE21x in a few hours. I'm flying through Denver.
#YEG -> Denver: 👍
Denver -> #LAX: 😬
That winter storm looks... challenging.

Russian missile attack on Dnipro injures 12, including 15-year-old boy: https://benborges.xyz/2024/04/14/russian-missile-attack.html

If you ordered "soy milk" in your latte at Safeway, the police would probably love to hear from you
https://www.denver7.com/news/front-range/fort-collins/man-ejaculated-on-food-while-em…

Man ejaculated on food while employed at Fort Collins Safeway, police chief says
A Fort Collins man currently facing 14 counts of indecent exposure is under investigation for allegedly ejaculating on food while he was an employee at Safeway.

Update: Russian attacks on Nikopol in Dnipropetrovsk Oblast injure 6: https://benborges.xyz/2024/03/15/update-russian-attacks.html

Two Ukrainian Railways workers killed in Russian attack: https://benborges.xyz/2024/05/16/two-ukrainian-railways.html