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@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-11-12 04:50:49

Menulog, acquired by Just Eat in 2015, plans to shut down in Australia on November 26, leaving Uber Eats and DoorDash as the country's main food delivery apps (Tegan Jones/SmartCompany)
smartcompany.com.au/hospitalit

@jensilber@mastodon.social
2025-09-10 11:00:24

"I wouldn't have done this three months ago, four months ago, I certainly wouldn't have done it a year ago."
He didn't do it from 2017 to 2020, either -- and who was 'in charge' then?

Screenshot of a news story in the Daily Mail with the headline "Trump confronts mob of protesters as he FINALLY eats at a DC restaurant he doesn't own"
@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2025-09-08 23:52:40

From the dept of of #GoodNews flipboard.com/@gizmodo/earther

@_tillwe_@mastodon.social
2025-09-08 19:19:33

Allmählich gibt es Ergebnisse der Wahlen in Norwegen: valgresultat.no/valg/2025/st#s

@gwire@mastodon.social
2025-09-08 15:15:32

Today in "Ironic Porn Purchase Leads To Unironic Ejaculation"
kotaku.com/black-mirror-memeco

@david@boles.xyz
2025-10-28 22:58:41

Here's my latest Human Meme podcast. It's a Halloween horror story for your total enjoyment!
humanmeme.com/that-thing-that-

@gray17@mastodon.social
2025-09-06 05:12:26

Leech (2022) by Hiron Ennes is a post-post-apoc novel told from the POV of a hive-mind parasite that's eliminated any human who has medical knowledge, except for the humans it inhabits. This is rationalized as a survival tactic.
The story begins with a mystery: the parasite has no memory of the death of its host who was doctor to a tyrant in the bleak north, so it sends another of itself to investigate. It discovers the dead host has a different parasite. A dog eats that. Some peop…

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-05 21:59:55

Fantasy Football Buzz: Does Jacoby Brissett bring out the best in Marvin Harrison Jr.? espn.com/fantasy/football/stor

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-10-17 22:01:15

🍄 Mushrooms may have been part of early human diets: Primate study explores who eats what, and when
phys.org/news/2025-09-mushroom

@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2025-09-28 09:37:29

A "toid" is "one who is addicted to those curiously strong breathmints, Altoids, and eats them constantly, eating one or two every ten minutes or so".

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-09-22 20:30:54

Timeline cleanse.

Cute red panda eats a carrot and adorably chews.
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-26 06:06:19

Wow, I was today years old when I learned that It is at work everywhere, functioning smoothly at times, at other times in fits and starts. It breathes, it heats, it eats. It shits and fucks. What a mistake to have ever said the id. Everywhere it is machines — real ones, not figurative ones: machines driving other machines, machines being driven by other machines, with all the necessary couplings and connections.

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-26 09:17:26

Discord banning people who aren’t even pedos while the real pedos host karaoke in public servers is peak digital clown show. The mods spin in circles, the code eats itself, and everyone claps like this isn’t the dumbest apocalypse ever written.
The pedos stay untouched while the falsely banned fade into the void, posting screenshots from exile. The machine coughs, the users laugh, and the universe hums in white noise, pretending it’s all part of moderation.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-01 15:59:44

What to expect from Puka Nacua in his return espn.com/fantasy/football/stor

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-10-25 17:04:31

Buzz: Terry McLaurin ready to roll, Christian Watson on verge of return espn.com/fantasy/football/stor

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-08-24 00:48:30

Bigpaw aka Toadlilly in the Kitchen for the Caturday Special Edition
#photo #photography #cats #catsofmastodon

Very close wide angle disroted picture of a cat's head a bit to the right of the center of the frame and looking to the right with the eats sticking out at wide angles.  Behind her is a linoleum floor which is mostly cream colored except for a green L-shaped stripe which has a duct tape edge,  and a bucket (something leaks) and a bit of a wood and glass corner cabinet and a totally blown out window.