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@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com
2025-06-23 09:18:29

God DAMMIT Nagios, how many times have I told you to stop picking up women on LinkedIn?

A screenshot of an email reading:

From: Andrea Wendy Eanarea23@everyts.store> ) )
To: monitoring-bounces@bitfolk.com
Subject: Captured by your nice Photo

Hello there,

I found your gorgeous photo on LinkedIn and just had to write even though it’s my very first time doing anything 1like this! 1I’d like to learn more about you. Are you currently single or married?

I’m a firm believer that you can never have too many friends, so I hope to hear from you soon.

Regards

Andrea Wendy
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-04 12:53:37

This synth/electronica song is irresisteble - I can't get enough of 'Ashes' by Not My God.
youtu.be/X0wkxvEeTaw

@mr_grey@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-01 07:49:14

I'm tired of always having a camera pointed at my face. I check out at a grocery store, there's a camera recording me close up. I drive down the road, there's a camera recording me at every intersection. One of my friends got new glasses, turns out its god damn ai glasses with cameras and a microphone recording our conversation and my facial expressions. Got a smart TV? Well apparently most have a privacy policy that gives them permission to use cameras to record you and take scr…