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@david@boles.xyz
2026-10-11 14:06:24

Jersey City Drank It First
The water in my glass this morning fell as rain over Morris County, some twenty-three miles west of my kitchen....
bolesblogs.com/2026/10/11/jers

@jae@mastodon.me.uk
2026-09-12 11:44:07

This is my 3rd pride event today, Scarborough Pride, but the first one with my partner and his first. It’s fun seeing so many different people with different gender and orientation expressions. Pride is a protest and a party.

@nemorosa@mastodon.nu
2026-10-11 13:58:23

#WordWeavers 11 Oct: Share a passage from your WIP where the setting is doing as much storytelling as the characters.
This is a passage from 'Management Apologises for the Inconvenience':
#thementalmansion

‘Oh! Oh, this one. This one’s a beauty. Hold on, don’t breathe too loudly, it’s delicate.’ They lift a dream that glows colder than the others. The moment it rises from the chest, the air around you cools, and the shadows shimmer as though dusted with frost. The cloud unfurls, slow and reverent. You’re standing in a winter night so still it feels enchanted. Moonlight glistens on untouched snow, each crystal catching the light like a tiny star. The trees are coated in frost, their branches glit…
@steve@s.yelvington.com
2026-10-12 13:44:43

It must be very frustrating to magats that Ukraine destroyed the Russian bot army just as they were trying to circulate their big lie attack on Talarico.

@chrisnelder@mastodon.energy
2026-10-12 17:33:06

This is exactly how I expect solar geoengineering to actually play out: according to self-interested, paranoid, delusional politics, and entirely in ignorance of science.
wired.com/story/they-war-gamed

They War-Gamed Dimming the Sun. It Went Even Worse Than You Think
Solar geoengineering could buy humanity time against climate change—or trigger a dangerous new arms race. A first-of-its-kind simulation offered a glimpse of what happens when geopolitics takes the wheel.

@sperbsen@discuss.systems
2026-10-12 06:53:36

On my way to my first @… to talk about teaching software architecture.
scaladays.org/session/teaching

Teaching Software Architecture using Scala
At Active Group, we have taught more than 30 three-day trainings on Functional Software Architecture since 2019, mostly to audiences with little or no prior exposure to functional programming. For the examples, we use Scala or Haskell. I report on the constraints, successes, and learnings of this course.

@deep470@norden.social
2026-10-13 07:45:18

Kundin kauft neuen HP Drucker. Erreicht mich nicht. Fragt Copilot nach einer HP Hotline. Bekommt Nummer. Ruft dort an. Mensch mit indischem Akzent geht ran. Lässt Fernwartungssoftware "Ultraviewer" herunterladen. Meckert, dass der ganze PC ja verseucht sei. Lädt "Driver Optimizer", "Total AV" und noch einiges mehr runter. Die Tools zeigen, wie schlimm doch alles ist. Er öffnet eine Webseite, auf der sie Kreditkartendaten angeben soll.
Toll, alles dank Copi…

@Schrank@phpc.social
2026-09-11 05:56:19

Shopware 6: Every shop that's lived a few years is dragging around gigabytes of dead product images and forgotten campaign banners. Shopware has a command that reclaims that space safely — with a dry run, an audit trail, and one veto hook your plugin needs to know about first.

Shopware 6 Hidden Gems #18: media:delete-unused — reclaim gigabytes, with an audit trail - Winkelwagen GmbH - an ecommerce agency
Every shop that has lived a few years carries dead weight in its media folders: PIM re-imports that duplicated every product image, banners for campaigns from

@tydalforce@mastodon.world
2026-08-11 23:27:54

Just had my funnest ride yet! Managed to NOT stall at every intersection, exchanged my first THREE biker waves, and actually got up to 50! lol Love this thing. Anyway, here's a poorly framed timer-shot of me on my R3
#R3 #yamahaR3

A stupid newbie rider in white riding gear and helmet perched upon his blue Yamaha R3 motorcycle trying desperately to look cool and sexy
@sperbsen@discuss.systems
2026-09-12 13:33:26

RE: mastodon.social/@scaladays/117
First time at Scala Days - looking forward to it!