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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-04-05 13:03:14

To channel my inner George Carlin: we can’t save the planet—we can’t even make a fucking space toilet that works

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-30 06:32:01

George Carlin once said the govt doesn't want a well-informed, educated population capable of critical thinking.
Q: Does any of this anti-education sentiment sound familiar?
☑️ Why Republicans hate higher education
sacbee.com/opinion/op-ed/artic

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 16:30:48

Holy fuck, the city is all over my ass with the warnings about the weather. “Don’t go outside!!!!”

George Carlin saying “I did not need to be told that”
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-17 05:13:10

Here’s an interview by Maury Povich of Josh Johnson. #recommend Josh is just like he is in his videos. Even dressed the same. Maury says Josh is a conflation of George Carlin and Richard Pryor, and I see it. He’s a story teller. I didn’t know he wrote for The Daily Show before becoming a host, or that when he hosts the ratings are higher than everyone but Jon Stewart.